HOW DO I GET INTO SOMEONE ELSE’S ACCOUNT SO I CAN BLOCK PEOPLE FOR THEM.
IT IS A MAJOR SOURCE OF ENJOYMENT. WHICH I WOULD PREFER TO INDULGE IN MORE THAN I ALREADY DO.
GOD TIERS. ARE A GREAT SOURCE OF AMUSEMENT. WHEN IT COMES TO KILLING THEM, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. MAYBE IT WILL HELP YOU BLOW OFF SOME OF THE STEAM. WHICH IS ALWAYS COMING OUT OF YOUR EARS. FROM HOW INFURIATED YOU ARE.
OR IN OTHER WORDS.
“U MAD BRO?”
YEAH UH QUICK QUESTION.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT.
YOU DO REALIZE THAT I MIGHT HAVE OTHER WAYS OF BLOWING OFF STEAM. LIKE SMASHING VASES IN THE VASE ROOM. OR THINKING REALLY HARD ABOUT IT FOR A MONTH. BOTH PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE MEANS OF VENTING.
ACTUALLY, WHY AM I HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU? I DON’T SINCERELY EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING FROM IT. IN FACT I HAVE A FEELING YOU’RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE ME AND GO ON YOUR SHITTY TANGENTS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE KILLING AND MURDERING. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN IT MAKES OTHER PEOPLE UPSET.
I AM MAD, BRO. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU’RE REALLY ANNOYING AT BEST AND A LEGITIMATE HAZARD AT WORST, SO HERE YOU GO, ASSHOLE.
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AND ANOTHER THING. I’M SERIOUS. LEAVE US ALONE.
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DO YOU HONESTLY NOT HAVE ANY OTHER HOBBIES AT ALL WHATSOEVER THAT YOUR ONLY ENJOYMENT IN LIFE IS DERIVED FROM TORTURE.
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valentine’s day is a holiday where people who are in relationships go on dates and stuff. it’s like an anniversary but for every one who’s got a significant other. that’s about it.
hm. well, it’s snowing everywhere. we could go ice skating.
DOES IT MATTER WHAT--
OH YEAH I FORGOT HUMANS DON’T REALLY HAVE QUADRANTS.
NEVERMIND. I’LL GO ICE SKATING WITH YOU. BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO IT IN THE SLIGHTEST. IF YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME.
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oh, no! not a date with my beloved boyfriend! such cruel orders you have given!
no, but i am glad. i’ve been wanting to go out with you somewhere. valentine’s day is coming up too. where do you want to go?
OH, YEAH. THAT REMINDS ME.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT VALENTINE’S DAY IS. IT LOOKS... INTERESTING, BUT I DON’T THINK WE HAD THAT ON ALTERNIA AND ALL THE TALK ABOUT IT HAS DONE NOTHING TO CLEAR IT UP.
I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WANT TO GO. I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT AND ALSO YOU ARE THERE.
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oh my god, no!!!! karkat, no!!!!
it is two hundred percent platonic hate!
besides, even if i did feel that way about someone, i wouldn’t do anything about it. i am dating you and that is the only person i want to date.
but seriously. the very idea of being black for that guy makes me sick to my stomach.
UGH.
OK, FINE.
THAT’S REASSURING TO HEAR BUT I’M STILL KIND OF MAD AT YOU. YOU OWE ME SOMETHING NOW. YOU’RE INDEBTED TO ME. LET’S SEE.
OH, YOU HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME. BUT SOMEWHERE VERY FAR AWAY FROM CALIBORN’S EXISTENCE.
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i really wanted to fight him, because i hate his fucking guts. but he shot me and ran away before i could kick his ass. :/
OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU BLACK FOR HIM TOO.
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yeah, ok. i don’t actually like talking to him, so i do not really object to doing that.
i did want to go outside again at some point though.
YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE DUMBASS.
JUST NOT WHEN CALIBORN IS OUT THERE.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU COMPLETELY STUPID OR JUST BLISSFULLY UNAWARE THAT THERE’S MELODRAMATIC GREEN SKULLS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO KILL YOU FOR NO REASON.
SORRY.
BUT SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK.
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…i don’t know why i didn’t expect that to happen.
he shot me to death! that hurts, you piece of shit!!!
and then when i resurrected i found this note.
UGHHHHHHH YOU IDIOT.
JOHN, JUST BLOCK HIM. THIS IS REALLY GROSS. AND ALSO DON’T GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO HIM, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I THINK HE’S BLACK FOR YOU AND DOESN’T GET IT.
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wait, is that why caliborn has been sending me snapchats, demanding i come outside?
WHAT. WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE HIM ON SNAPCHAT.
KIND OF HOPING THAT YELLING AT THAT GUY ON THE INTERNET DIDN’T SET ME UP FOR SOME IRREVERSIBLE CONSEQUENCES LATER ON DOWN THE ROAD.
HERE’S THE SHITTY TWIST:
YOU ARE WITH THE JOHN HUMAN, RIGHT?
I ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
YOU’RE RIGHT, THAT IS A SHITTY TWIST.
I DON’T CARE.
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OK FINE. YOU HAVE MADE YOUR DECISION. AND I RESPECT THAT. THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOOL WHO HAS NO COMMON SENSE. I MEAN.
SO IN RETURN. I WILL HAVE TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOU. WITH THE MOST SHITTY OF TWISTS.
IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. SINCE I’VE BEEN ABLE TO PLAY A GAME. WITH A SHITTY TWIST.
GIVE ME YOUR COORDINATES.
SO THAT I. CAN COME SET UP MY GAME. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
IT WILL BE.
AS THEY SAY. ABOUT GAMES.
FUN.
NO? WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU MY COORDINATES?
I’M NOT PLAYING SHIT WITH YOU. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU, ASSHOLE. I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M ENGAGING YOU AT ALL.
GO AWAY OR I’LL BLOCK YOU.
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date a boy who wakes up in the night to hold you when you have bad dreams!
NICE TRY. BUT I KNOW A BOY. WHEN I SEE ONE. MAINLY BECAUSE. YOU SAY YOU ARE TO PEOPLE OTHER THAN ME. WHICH IS PROOF ENOUGH FOR ME TO TAKE.
AND BESIDES. GIRLS AREN’T ICKY. THEY ARE JUST INFERIOR IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY. BECAUSE MY SISTER IS ONE. THAT’S THE MAIN REASON ACTUALLY.
BESIDES. I REFUSE TO LEAVE YOU ALONE. UNTIL YOU AGREE TO STOP ASSOCIATING WITH THE JOHN HUMAN.
FROM ONE BOY TO ANOTHER. HERE IS MY SOLEMN BOY VOW.
HE IS A MENACE. I AM ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.
WOW WHAT AN OFFER YOU HAVE PRESENTED ME WITH.
I REALLY AM NOT SURE WHAT I WILL SAY TO THIS. AFTER ALL YOU’VE REALLY GIVEN ME A GREAT LIST OF REASONS TO GO OFF OF FOR WHY I SHOULD DUMP MY VERY GOOD BOYFRIEND.
BUT I THINK I’VE MADE MY DECISION. I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT. I MULLED OVER IT FOR MONTHS. YEARS, EVEN. I THOUGHT OF IT EVEN IN MY MOST DESPERATE MOMENTS, WONDERING WHAT IT IS I WOULD FINALLY DEIGN MYSELF TO DO.
NO.
A YAOI. IS THE HUMAN TERM. FOR WHEN TWO BOYS GET TOGETHER. WITHOUT ANY GIRLS. AND ACT SWEET TO ONE ANOTHER. IN THE MOST PORNOGRAPHIC OF WAYS.
LET ME ILLUSTRATE TO YOU. WITH MY O.C.S. OR “ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.” DO NOT STEAL. BTW.
LOOK AT THE WAY. THEY STARE INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES. AND THE LARGER MALE. HOLDS THE SMALLER MALE. WITH THE MOST GENTLE OF CARESSES.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY PORNOGRAPHIC. LIKE ALL YAOI. BUT IT IS BETTER. THAN THE VERSION WHICH HAS. GIRLS. BECAUSE IT MAKES A BOY VERY PRETTY. SO IT IS LESS WEIRD FOR EVERYONE. WHEN THEY GET THEIR KISS ON.
I DREW THIS NEW IMAGE. TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. THE WAY THAT IT WORKS. YOU CAN SEE. THAT THE SMALLER BOY. OR. THE “UKE.” IS VERY PRETTY. AND SO IS THE LARGER MAN. OR. THE “SEME.” BOTH ARE BEAUTIFUL. SO THAT YOU STARE AT THEM. AND THEY MAKE YOU THINK. LIKE A GIRL. BUT IT IS TWO BOYS. WHICH IS OF COURSE. FAR BETTER.
OH IT’S ANOTHER ARBITRARY BULLSHIT TERM HUMANS CAME UP WITH TO DESCRIBE THEIR RELATIONSHIPS.
LOOK, I THINK YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTERS OR WHATEVER ARE DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT AND IN FACT CAUSE ME A GREAT DEAL OF GRIEF. TO WRITE THIS FEELS MORE AKIN TO DELICATELY AND POINTEDLY THREADING NEEDLES THROUGH MY SKIN, BECAUSE I HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR INCREDIBLY SHITTY ART AT THE SAME TIME.
YOU CAME INTO MY SUBMISSIONS FULL OF SHIT AND YOU WILL LEAVE IN THE SAME WAY. SO THAT I CAN PUT THIS INTO SIMPLE TERMS YOUR IDIOT THINKPAN CAN UNDERSTAND: MY SUBMIT BOX IS AN ICKY GIRL EW EW YUCKY GROSS AND SO IS MY ENTIRE BLOG ACTUALLY.
@chainedquadrants
I AM DOING YOU A FAVOUR. BY WARNING YOU. OF THE INCREDIBLE HOLE OF BAD DECISIONS. YOU ARE CURRENTLY FALLING INEXORABLY DOWN, KRABKRABS.
I AM NOT BOTHERING THE BLUE MALE HUMAN. THE BLUE MALE HUMAN. IS BOTHERING ME. WITH HIS CONTINUED EXISTENCE. IN THIS PAIRING. WITH YOU. HE SEEMS…. “HAPPY.”
I AM DISGUSTED BY THIS. IT IS HORRIBLY *TENDER.* YOU ARE ABOVE THIS. AS A COOL BOY. WHO COULD BE AN ALPHA MALE. IF HE TRIED HARD ENOUGH. INSTEAD OF SETTLING.
I DO NOT APPROVE. OF YOUR YAOI.
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS A YAOI.