Sarcastic Pies

no one:

absolutely no one:

enfp: intj, you're just a sad enfp

intj: whoever wrote the chapter on Vitamin C: thank you, you did an amazing job I could find everything I wanted.

estj: you wrote that

intj: that explains a lot

MBTI as "The Raven Cycle" quotes

Entj: “He danced on the knife’s edge between awareness and sleep.  When he dreamt like this, he was a king.”

Intj: “Being Adam Parrish was a complicated thing, a wonder of muscles and organs, synapses and nerves.  He was a miracle of moving parts, a study in survival.  The most important thing to Adam Parrish, though, had always been free will, the ability to be his own master.”

Entp: “This was not a rattlesnake hidden in the grass, but a deadly coral snake striped with warning colors.  Everything about him was a warning: If this snake bit you, you had no one to blame but yourself.”

Intp: “It wasn't that Henry was less of himself in English. He was less of himself out loud. His native language was thought.”

Enfj: “Boys like him didn't die; they got bronzed and installed outside public libraries.”

Infj: “The thing was, Ronan knew what a face looked like, just before it was about to break.  He'd seen it in the mirror often enough.”

Enfp: “ Here is what I have learned. If you cannot be unafraid, be afraid and happy."

Infp: “Dreamers are to be classified as weapons.”

Estj: “She couldn't shake the idea that she was getting ready for a fight that, somehow, she'd already fought.  She couldn't remember if she'd won the last time.”

Istj: “He felt like he was sleepwalking. Nothing was the truth until he could put his hands on it.”

Esfj: "She wasn't interested in telling other people's futures.  She was interested in going out and finding her own.”

Isfj: “Heart wounds, he knew, made one think more slowly.”

Estp: “It was cold, but Ronan's gasoline heart was firing.”

Istp: “Everyone had their disappointment and their baggage; only, some people carried it in their inside pockets and not on their backs."

Esfp: “The head is too wise. The heart is all fire.”

Isfp: “Her already mixed feelings were joined by yet more mixed feelings.”

**sending textes**

enfp: wake

up

guys

wakeeeeee

up

c'mon

infp: peopleeeeee

estp: Are y'all ready???? Cause I'm not

intj: why haven't I muted you three yet?

MBTI as Halsey songs

Entp: Hold me Down

Intp: Gasoline

Entj: Castle

Intj: Control

Enfp: Roman Holiday

Infp: Empty Gold

Enfj: Hurricane

Infj: Ghost

Istj: Strange Love

Estj: Haunting

Isfj: Coming Down

Esfj: Trouble

Isfp: Colors

Esfp: New Americana

Istp: Drive

Estp: Young God

Male INFP aesthetic for @riverslake

A very super late ENFP, sagittarius (sun), cancer (moon) female for @theanxbel

emerald green, Slytherin, gay female, top energy, ENTP for @iaminsomuchpain

Intj x Enfj for @bethesiren

ENFP/ ENFJ sisters aesthetic for @fres4laundry