I enjoy Overwatch

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

This was the way art was meant to be interacted with. 

All I can say is thank god all these structures were made of bronze. 

@sassdanis

Any time I lift a heavy object with another person I always feel like I’m only doing 10% of the work.

IS THAT A SHARK?

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

My favourite thing is when Australians are talking about their deadly wildlife

DYING RN

@bonza-aussie-rat what the actual fuck

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

i cannot

It’s almost as if… he’s full of shit.

America don’t give a shit about Black people. Please, share.

I post a lot of positive things but the truth is I’m a very sad person.

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

my favourite one is rocks which they mis-identify as meteorites but then turn out to just be regular rocks,

they are called meteor-wrongs

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If Joker figures out Batman’s gym schedule, he could attack Gotham the day after Batman’s leg day and get away with it.

Where’s the goofy teen comedy where the popular girl gives the shy girl a makeover she can Get The Guy™, only to realize that she’s actually falling in love with her and then they have the classic Arguing In The Rain scene because the popular girl is sad that the shy girl went on a date with The Guy so she angrily confesses her feelings and then they kiss and it’s all the feels?