They're just contemplating sailing off to Greece together...🖤
Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Kass 🖤
Assassin's Creed Odyssey
07.26.2023 | Ineb-Hedjet Nome
Captured on Xbox Series X.
02.05.2024 | Basim Ibn Ishaq
Captured on Xbox Series X.
02.05.2024 | Anbar, Baghdad
Captured on Xbox Series X.
useless ancient roman law facts
- if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day
- you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore
- no wailing allowed at funerals
- also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy
- if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree
- however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to
snoop aroundget it - if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to
they are indeed real! they’re from the twelve tables, a roman law text so old that it’s hard for even people who are well-versed in latin to read by the text is archaic (also half of it is missing but whatever)
while we’re on the subject, here are some more good ones that i forgot to put in:
- the penalty for writing a song slandering someone (it’s very specific on the song bit) is getting clubbed to death
- if you hurt someone (or if you just sort of inconvenience them) through magic arts, the penalty for that is also death
- however if you maim someone’s limb through normal limb-maiming processes you just sort of have to figure things out between yourselves
- if there’s a road right next to your property, feel free to build a fence around it to prevent people from driving into it, but if you don’t build your own fence then tough shit
- if you waste all your money you can legally be prevented from wasting even more of your money
- if you’re a woman and you live with a man for a year, that technically makes you married, unless you spend three successive nights at somewhere other than his house, in which case you’re not married i guess
02.05.2024 | Anbar, Baghdad
Captured on Xbox Series X.
02.05.2024 | Anbar, Baghdad
Captured on Xbox Series X.
Keeper of the Staff
Assassin's Creed Odyssey
ASSASSIN'S CREED ODYSSEY - One Man Army
Kassandra of Atlantis - Assassin's Creed: Odyssey fanart, watercolour and acrylic-gouache on hot press paper
Entirely because I LOVED the Atlantis aesthetic so much, and I love Kassandra ❤ It's been a while since I played the game, but I think that thematically she should have been holding the Staff of Hermes Trismegistus but…uhh, I didn't want to paint it, so I didn't! Have the Spear of Leonidas instead :) Like Bayek, this one was based on an old sketch - finishing it traditionally was a little challenge I gave myself. ('little' she says, you know, like a fool)
Art prints here!
Maybe the assassins would beat the templars for once if they stopped serving the light and started serving cunt.
Valvaris (Tav) | 11.28.2023 | Baldur's Gate III
Outfit mod by AnteMaxx. Dye and ab mods by @ilikedetectives and I. Camera by Frans Bouma. Captured using ReShade.
Shadowheart | 11.26.2023 | Baldur's Gate III
Outfit by AnteMaxx Abs by ilikedetectives and I. Camera by Frans Bouma. Captured using ReShade.