friend: hey how are you

me after a month of anxiety so bad I can’t eat sleep or unclench my jaw: 

paladin, cleric, bard, ranger, mage, and zoomer.

Alison Bechdel in her Minnesota apartment 3/16/1990 (photo by Tom Sweeney)

What’s a player to a god, what’s a god to a DM, what’s a DM to a nat 20

I hate when people use “it’s a coping skill” to excuse harmful/destructive/bad behavior.

I’ve literally stolen drugs to cope and that is 100% not acceptable and people have every right to be angry with me. Children often throw tantrums to cope with negative emotions. Go to therapy, read some self help books, and stop hurting people(including yourself) to cope. Take responsibility for your actions. Mental illness can be a reason for your poor coping skills, and I sympathize with that, but it is not an excuse.

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer

the fact that people think finn and bodhi and lando and even cassian to a degree needed redeeming is fucking absurd

none of these people were villains or even antagonists, and it says some frankly terrifying things about your worldview that you think THESE are characters who need to prove themselves to an audience

FINN IN PARTICULAR WAS FUCKING BRAINWASHED FROM BIRTH

AT NO POINT DOES THAT BOY NEED TO REDEEM HIMSELF FOR SHIT

this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it

“Fuck school”, I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s

i fucking love being gay

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

Addams Family Values (1993)

U: sexuality is fluid me: actually my sexuality is very solid. its a brick that says ‘lesbian’ and i can hit people with it

Kryšpýn [Kryshpeen] and Chico, our little gays.

Dua Lipa - New Rules (2017)