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honey

@gyroxdrop / gyroxdrop.tumblr.com

nct and seventeen blog! text, reaction, scenario, and ship requests open!
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Kpop moments that have me dead asf

Mark hated haechan so much that he was finna leave the company

The whole bts American interview

Jimin and that Black man in the American interview (my man was in love)

Bambam yelling put ur motherfucking hands up

Lucas moaning and kun telling him to stop

N made thongs for starlights

Vixx lightstick is literally a vibrator

Mark getting drunk on that show

Ten mistaking butter for ice cream

Mark shaking a drink then jackson saying “wow ur good at that”

Daniel deadass ate a raw piece of bacon

Taehyung basically saying fuck y'all feelings I’m getting a mullet I do what I want

Yesung constantly cussing

Ikon bowling and them being childish asf

All these fucking idols doing the damn shoot dance

Mark running into a lightbulb

Taemin becoming that white mans whore

Btob talking about porn

I.M saying there’s a reason why we’re called monsta x (he made a dick joke on TV)

Block b taeil getting mad about always being the bottom in fanfictions

Jun basically said when guys r in the shower they jerking off

What’s the wildest thing u heard an idol say? Add to the list

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
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chromolume

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

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sideraclara

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

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Anonymous asked:

so this guy, we aren't dating but it's casual lol, he's super sweet and gentle. like too gentle. i want some "slam me against the wall so hard i get bruises" kissing. i tried asking him if we could try that, but he doesn't want to hurt me(he's a lot bigger than me lol) i'm v sexually frustrated. any advice?

suggest to him that you do a control test

what do I mean by that?

something to test how rough he can be before he really hurts you. complete and honest and open lines of communication, doing something that can start out soft and slowly get harder until you say it’s too much. for example - laying across his lap and having him spank you softly and softly and increasingly harder 

that way, for his own satisfaction, he will know how much you can take, and how much he can give

the true key to rough sex or any kind of out of the box sex is open communication. saying what you really want and don’t want

-Tanisha

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What do u do after u send nudes for the first time sos

(omg I’m so so sorry I’m late answering this I’m a bad mama :’’’’(()

but okay, just tips for sending nudes in general: 

  • make sure your face isn’t in it (they don’t need that, you don’t need that, and it’s 10/10 great insurance) 
  • make SURE you’re at least 18. even if it’s on your 18th birthday - the law is not at all flexible about nude photos, even if they are selfies. if you are under 18 and you are somehow caught with nude photos of yourself - that is considered child porn by the law. and sending them to other people is considered distributing child porn. it’s super fucked up, I know, that you can’t even have license over your own body - but you don’t want to go on a sex offender registry for something as stupid as that. so just be cautious (I’m an advocate for exploring your sexuality at whatever age you’re comfortable with and I only took my first nudes after I turned 18.) 
  • if you’re not 100% comfortable with sending full nudes, underwear pics are just as juicy and pleasing to receive ;) 
  • (also if anyone is interested I could drop some tips on how to take a good sexy selfie - not at all R rated but something that will leave the recipient sweatin) 

what to do after sending nudes for the first time???

  • tbh I always recommend an innocent/unassuming caption when you so send it 
  • something like “oops” “my hand slipped” or “I was just getting ready for bed” so that when they go to open it, they unsuspecting and it’s like OOOOH 
  • and then just wait. be patient. 
  • when they respond, be confident. be coy
  • act like your body is the holy grail 8th wonder of the world and they have the highest privilege ever of seeing it
  • if they compliment you be like 
  • “ikr
  • and then like… enjoy their reaction?? idk??? take it where you want it go ;)
  • you have the cute body so you are in control

-Tanisha

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cheolshu
  • Full Moon o Sagashite
  • Ouran High School Host Club
  • Ghost Stories/Ghost At School
  • Cardcaptor Sakura
  • Azumanga Daioh
  • UFO Baby
  • Digimon Adventure
  • Gakuen Alice
  • Naruto
  • Detective School Q
  • Ranma
  • The Law of Ueki
  • Fushigi Yugi
  • Hikaru no Go
  • Yu-Gi-Oh!
  • Fighting Foodons
  • Yakitate!! Japan
  • Pingu
  • Sugar Sugar Rune
  • Pat & Mat
  • Shugo Chara!
  • Kiko-chan’s Smile
  • Atashin’chi
  • Beyblade
  • Spongebob
  • Kaleido Star
  • Fullmetal Alchemist
  • Phantom Thief Jeanne (Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne)
  • Go! Go! Itsutsugo Land
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gyroxdrop

spongebob

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date a boy who plays guitar and sings at the top of this lungs (even if he’s not so good at it) to make you laugh

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worst

you think being lonely is bad? we've all been lonely. we've all felt alone at some point. but if you think being lonely is the worst, have you never experienced having someone? cause that's my worst. having someone who you want to change and be good for. having someone who cares whole heartedly. having someone who tells you to stop with your unhealthy habits and is there for you to support you. that's not the bad part. the most unbearable is when i can't stop, and i go back to my bottle and just pour it all down my throat with him in mind. because i want to stop for him but i'm too selfish. and can you imagine, i'm so selfish that having someone who's there for me is my worst.

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