if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

my regularly occurring paycheck!!!!!!!!

#If Ikki is female#

*early 2000s synth track*

This is particularly sweet because that wolf almost undoubtedly didn’t have a pack. He was lonely. And then he wasn’t lonely: he had all the weird little squished stunted-development wolves and their weird bipedal not-wolves!

i am ugly crying like snot just avalanched out of my face i love dogs

@mizzwilde

This should be a children’s book

@followmeonelasttime literally crying here

there is water in my eyes

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

WAIT SHIT

Anytime anyone says that Coraline is a Tim Burton film I feel myself exit my physical body and enter a spiritual world of disappointment only discoverable by those who feel an utter bitterness towards the fact that Henry Selick never gets the recognition he deserves despite being a better director than the man who’s constantly mistaken as the creator of his works

this had 68 notes yesterday I’m glad it got more popular on halloween

Space Asks

Comet- What are you currently frustrated about?

Black Hole- What are you most afraid of? 

Galaxy- Do you have any nicknames? What are they? 

Star- What song(s) do you feel describes you?

Moon- Are you currently reading any books? If so, what book(s)?

Planets- If you could go anywhere, where would you go? 

Mercury- Describe your aesthetic. 

Venus- What’s your favorite tv show? 

Earth- If you could be anyone else for a day, who would you want to be?

Mars- If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change? 

Jupiter- If you had to pick one color to use for an entire week, what color would you choose? 

Saturn- How far would you go for those you care about? 

Uranus- What would you say is your greatest achievement? 

Neptune- Describe yourself in one sentence. 

Pluto- If you could meet anyone, alive or dead, who would you meet? 

Constellations- If you could have one talent, what would you want it to be? (can be magical or not)

Asteroid- When you die, what do you want to be done with your body?

Aquarius- What’s a topic you enjoy learning about? 

Aquila- Do you prefer to read books or watch movies?

Aries- What is something you enjoy doing?

Auriga- If you had to pick one villain from any media, who would you rather have to face and why?

Bootes- If you could have any animal, wild or not, fake or not, which would you want?

Cancer- How do you want to be remembered? 

Canis Major- How many friends do you have? 

Capricornus- What’s a song lyric that you relate to? 

Cassiopeia- What’s your favorite quote? 

Cygnus- If you could go back to any time period for a couple days, when/where would you want to go?

Gemini- Do you have any siblings? How many?

Leo- If you could change the way any movie was made, which movie would you change?

Libra- If you could talk to your past self, what would you tell yourself?

Lyra- Would you rather be feared or loved?

Orion- What’s your favorite type of weather?

Pegasus- What’s your favorite music genre? 

Perseus- What’s your favorite movie genre?

Pisces- Describe someone you love without saying their name.

Sagittarius- What do you do when you don’t feel well? What do you eat/drink? 

Scorpius- If you had to pick someone to betray you, who would you pick?

Taurus- What makes you feel comfortable?

Ursa Major- If you had to pick any job to have, what job would you want? 

Virgo- What do you value the most- artistic ability/creativity, musical ability, athletic ability, intellect, or work ethic?

Neutron- Are you more of a leader or a follower?

Supernova- How do you feel about yourself? 

Supergiant- What’s something you like about yourself? 

Red Giant- Would you get into a debate/argument with someone if you heard them saying something you disagree with or know to be wrong, or would you stay silent?

Red Dwarf- What’s your favorite smell? What smell makes you feel most comfortable? 

Protostar- Give a random fact about yourself.  

ATTENTION ZINE CREATORS, ARTISTS, AND ANYONE WHOSE BUSINESS UTILIZES PRE-ORDERS AND PAYPAL

As of June 15th, 2018, PayPal has changed their user policy with little to no fanfare at all in ways that could literally destroy your business. I’m going to say this as plainly as possible:

DO NOT USE PAYPAL AT ALL IF POSSIBLE.

I know this is a lot to ask, especially since PayPal is the most globally accepted digital tender, but unless you want to lose access to your funds for six months and PayPal possibly forever, you need to read this.

PayPal Business accounts are now being flagged, locked, and completely shut down if:

1. If you haven’t shipping anything within 21 days of your first transaction

2. You’ve received more than 200 orders

and/or

3. You’ve made an excess of $20,000 (USD)

If this happens to you, you will not be able to access your money for up to six months. PayPal is NOT willing to work with you, all they will say is there’s nothing they can do, they’re cutting business ties, and offer you the MAILING address of their legal department. That’s right, you can’t even get a direct line to these people, they’re just going to tank your business by dicking around with your money for six months. Your only options are to:

1. Wait six months and frustrate customers, and by-proxy tarnish your reputation.

2. Refund everyone, possibly lose their business, and tarnish your reputation.

3. Pursue the matter legally, which will likely take longer than six months anyway, not to mention cost money out of pocket.

IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY USING A PAYPAL ACCOUNT FOR PRE-ORDERS, GET OUT NOW. Deposit your funds and part ways with PayPal as a tender, this is not a battle they’re willing to let you win.

@thebibliosphere

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

Thankfully most of my stuff is filtered through other sites first but fucking here we go again.

It used to be you could get around this by marking your stuff as digital goods that dont need shipment notification but I dunno if that’ll work anymore. All I know is paypal has been making it increasingly difficult for a lot of artists and creators lately and it’s a logistical nightmare for a lot of us.

I need to finish my storefront.

Why are they doing this? It seems to make their service clumsy and unusable. Is Paypal drunk and dumped so badly they turned mean??

It’s likely another way to try and stop sex workers or adult content creators from using their services.

It started out with “you can’t use a stage name unless you have a business account”. Which means you get a chunk of your money taken as a processing fee, but get to use a “business” name instead of your real name AND LOCATION, cause that’s a thing they were forcing you to post too unless you upgraded.

People used to tell me all the time when they put a tip in my tip jar that it was telling them my real name and the city I lived in, so eventually I bit the bullet and upgraded to avoid that. (Which is why ko-fi was/is so great, because it’s essentially a paypal wrapper that lets you use the service while not revealing your identity and location.)

But they’ve been making it increasingly harder and harder to run an online business for anyone who doesn’t ship physical items that can be tracked. Like part of it is likely to ensure that customers are getting what they paid for, but when it comes so quickly on the heels of numerous policy updates regarding sex work and adult content, it is undoubtedly linked to making it more difficult for those people to use their services.

Patreon might be doing my head in with their site constantly breaking, and they fuck up on communication issues a lot, but this is largely why they changed who they do their payment processing with, to avoid paypals “no naughty business” policies. They still use paypal and Stripe, but they moved their handler to other countries with less draconian laws, and broadened to other payment processors because of this kind of thing.

When I get my own site up, I will not be using paypal, which sucks cause everyone uses paypal. But I also cannot abide their business practices and ethics. Or the apparent lack thereof.

I contacted Paypal TODAY so if you guys could spread this around so people that use paypal would know that’d be great!

So when you do digital goods you go to “TRACKING INFORMATION” and then select “ORDER PROCESSED” and you’ll be fine and won’t get into trouble!

reblogging for the last part to save a life cuz I was getting the “shipping info” stuff added to my digital commissions and i just ignored it cuz it wasn’t relatvent but i went through and updated it to “order processed”

Because it took me a while to find this options, here’s step by step how to do it.

I don’t know if this works at all, but better be safe than sorry.

Halloween asks, tag 5 people

Reblog with your favorite candy, favorite monster, whether or not you expect to die a violent death

1, probably jolly ranchers 2, werewolves no I’m not choosing myself whatcha talking about 3, oh absolutely its gonna be super violent

@stars-sky-see @freelyvirtualwitch @weasowl @rotten-to-the-applecore @monsterswithvibes

1: Twix, or Redvines

2: Gaud

3: If I die, it’s not gonna be pretty, to say the least.

I nominate: @eli-beta @feministcassianandor @aro-ace-fangirl @biggest-goldiest-fish @salaciouskitten

1. White chocolate (if that counts)

2. A.L.’s Faceless Black Cat

3. I don’t think so. Because I’ll probably die my own way.

@stormgaze24 (this is A.L; she created the Faceless Black Cat)

@frostseraph

@aloserwhoplaystradingcardgames

@yankovics

@sinking-wish

1. Why

@random-cat

@alpha-prime-1028

@faity5

@fairplayer37

@kkbendy

1. Chocolate!

2. I don’t like monster…

3. Hell yes. I’m going to die violently because I’m going to annoy someone that much. Lol

@blooming-little-iris

@uh….

Chocolate,

I like monsters

And probably. :’)

@everyone

Chocolate

Demons

And NOT IF I CAN HELP IT-

There is only one way I want to die, and I intend on making it happen. Unless there’s some horrible accident~ :/

@memberofdarkness @gummybearartstudio @tangled-wonders-studio @incqftimquotes @omaima83

I dunno if you guys already did this or not… o.o

Chocolate

Demon ghosts

Probably I do want to die on a violent death

@ironic-ken @lilith-and-irys-still-drawing @abluerosewholovestodraw @jazzym768 @anju-draws

I love chocolate!

Skeletons are cool

And yep I’m so gonna die a violent death

Tags:

@ihaileysenpai @ania-da-pez @cheerfulblossom @cyaneworks @m3g-arts

Oh man them fuzzy peaches, loving them vampires and dude- hoping it’s a peaceful one.

(Thanks Anju, <3 ya)

@becomehomeagain @wolfieskies25 @theniceprincessartblog @socky-senpai @pony-broni

I prefer chips over candy. Evil Phoenix/Mermaids/Avians. I hope to die in the most ironic, stupid way possible. @anyay666 @thatgirlwiththememes

Uhm I like whatchamacallits (that’s a thing) uhm mermaids/vampires/sirens. I’m hoping it to be quick, but it’ll definitely be ironic, stupid, and violent.

@awkwardturtlez @a-heartbroken-patton @honestlyimpossiblecollector

Um, can’t choose between peanut m&ms or kit kats

Sirens!

I mean I’m hoping that it’ll be peaceful but it’s probably going to be painful

@gracieglowsticks @small-demisexual-child @iafinale @polk-a-dop @that-one-emo-queen

aaah, i don’t know anyone to send this toooo—-

Lemon candy,

giant fucking spiders,

and… probably. In this economy? The best I can do is put a bullet in my mouth!

@aisforarsenic, @tomboyjessie13, @write-it-motherfuckers i guess, @theythoughtthelionswerebad, @softmushie? I’m sorry I don’t knoooow

It’s strangely flattering receiving these sometimes.

Chocolate either musks (the little hard ones), or fruit tingles? I believe they are called. I’m not sure, I haven’t been able to afford candy for quite some time.

Vampires, and Demons I suppose (I like far too many honestly.)

Most likely very violent.

I wont be tagging anyone, for personal reasons, but I very much enjoyed this.

1. Chocolate!

2. Vampires

3. Nope. Dying peacefully.

@crowgale @chiefofstaffsabo

1- Gummies!

2- Do mythical creatures count? if so, Sirens

3- Nope, I think im gonna have a lame death.

@neobeamu @whenthesungoesblack @zig-zag-space-kid

1.Calabaza en dulce (mex af sorry), 2.Vampires, 3. I– Honestly, I believe I’ll die in a car accident. I tag @01101100011011110110101101100101 @ginnosaji @geekybiologist @crumblingcloudd @aeolossakya

1. Bitter chocolate

2. Werewolves (I like the monster wolf aesthetic, I dunno why)

3. I think I will not die violently, but I don't exactly live in a safe city.

@everyone (cuz I don't want to feel like I'm bothering anyone lol)

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

hey maybe reblog this for other neurodivergent people to see please?

sometimes ur own hallucinations may show up on camera or on a recording if its an auditory hallucination, so if ur unsure and have someone you trust, you can try sending the picture or recording to them and asking them what they see/hear too!!

I’ve only ever had like three or four instances of visual hallucinations but a friend who has them regularly

says that the way she checks is that she takes off her glasses, and if the image is still in perfect focus, that’s a hallucination

that might not work for everyone, but it might be helpful for some!

When I thought I was hearing a roommate/family member in the next room and thought they were talking to me, and couldn’t tell if they were actually in there or not and if they were actually saying those things (and usually the things they were saying were pretty bizarre and mean), if I put on headphones and blasted music and could still hear them clearly then I could tell it wasn’t them and I was hallucinating (so bascially similar to the eyeglasses post above, but on the auditory side of things). Headphones and music are great for fact-checking or for helping to block the quieter things out.

these r all gr8

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

this is so sad

do you ever have those bloggers that you know by a nickname you kinda just gave them and you get excited to see them on your dash even though you’ve barely/never spoken to them ever

reblog if it’s okay for ur followers to come into your inbox and tell you what they nicknamed u