(15 mins from 2018 here so happy new year everyone :’) )
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“..Thank Gott that is over.”
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(Merry Christmas everyone ;v; I hope everyone, whether you celebrate it or not, has an amazing day :>)
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I’ve been waiting all year to post this.
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In my inbox, write a confession your muse want to tell my muse. The catch, my muse will forget what your muse said unless they say in the end “Remember it.”
Get something off your chest. It can be love, hate, revealing a secret, telling them a wish, dream, anything. Blow off some steam!
(Saint Nicholas drove the snakes from Ireland I’m actually dying I’m dying)
(Klav is just gonna sit in his office over Christmas and pretend it’s not Christmas tbh)
(so after a couple hours of chatting on discord I’ve come to the conclusion that klavier has had a shit ton of abuse in his life between kristoph (emotionally) and daryan (physically and emotionally) so if anyone wants to talk about that hmu (not gonna actually post it because like I don’t want to upset anyone because it’s some heavy domestic violence shit))
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FAMILY REFERENCES / SENTENCE STARTERS .
i : in reference to siblings .
- ❝ i’m not here to see you. i’m here to see your brother/sister. ❞
- ❝ so, how many siblings did you say you had again? ❞
- ❝ sometimes i wish i had a sibling or two. ❞
- ❝ where ever my brother/sister goes, i go. from now on. ❞
- ❝ i have a long lost sibling out there somewhere. ❞
- ❝ you are like my brother/sister. ❞
- ❝ you are brother/sister to me. ❞
- ❝ you are the brother/sister i never had. ❞
- ❝ no offense but, your brother/sister scares me. ❞
- ❝ if you brother/sister knew about us … come on. ❞
- ❝ me and my siblings don’t get along that well. ❞
- ❝ i never knew you had a brother/sister. why didn’t you tell me? ❞
- ❝ i always wondered what it would be like to have a twin. ❞
- ❝ for a twin, you all look nothing a like. ❞
- ❝ i have a twin brother/sister somewhere out there. ❞
- ❝ my brother/sister and i don’t get along anymore. ❞
- ❝ hey, we should invite your brother/sister to come with us. ❞
- ❝ me and your brother/sister, we might .. kind of … like each other. ❞
- ❝ my brother/sister would have liked you. ❞
- ❝ you remind me of my brother/sister. ❞
- ❝ sometimes i just think about what my brother/sister might do. ❞
- ❝ me and my siblings go everywhere together, what did you expect? ❞
- ❝ my brothers/sisters are always into trouble but not me. ❞
- ❝ i’m the only good sibling between me and my siblings.. ❞
ii : in reference to parents .
- ❝ so, your parents turned out to not be your actual parents.. ❞
- ❝ i didn’t realize we were at that point in our relation/friendship to meet parents. ❞
- ❝ i thought you might of wanted to meet my parents. ❞
- ❝ no offense but your mom(s)/dad(s) scare me. ❞
- ❝ i’m not sure that your parents like me very much. ❞
- ❝ wait, you want me to meet your parents? ❞
- ❝ my parents are going to freak out if they find out. ❞
- ❝ are you insane? my parents will kill me, bring me back, then kill me again! ❞
- ❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) are fighting again.. ❞
- ❝ your parents give me hope that love does last. ❞
- ❝ i don’t even get along with my own parents, let alone yours! ❞
- ❝ i think we should definitely call our parents. ❞
- ❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) will know what to do, trust me. ❞
- ❝ wait, you want me to lie to my parents? ❞
- ❝ my parents took my phone, so i couldn’t text or anything. ❞
- ❝ i can’t go, my parents want me to either stay in or go with them somewhere. ❞
- ❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) called yours and so, that’s how i know. ❞
- ❝ wait, my mom(s)/dad(s) called you? why? ❞
- ❝ my parents are grounding me, i’m not sneaking out anymore. ❞
- ❝ okay, just let me go ask my mom(s)/dad(s). ❞
- ❝ i asked my mom(s)/dad(s), she/he/they said no. ❞
- ❝ what your parents don’t know won’t hurt them, right? ❞
- ❝ hey, i think your mom(s)/dad(s) are starting to like me finally. ❞
- ❝ so, you just found out that you were actually adopted? ❞
iii : in reference to children .
- ❝ cute kid, is he/she yours? ❞
- ❝ do you have any kids? ❞
- ❝ wouldn’t you like to have kids some day? ❞
- ❝ how many kids would you want to have in the future? ❞
- ❝ do you ever think of having kids with me? ❞
- ❝ i have a kid, things are different now. ❞
- ❝ i’d rather hang out with my kid than hang out with you. ❞
- ❝ you can walk with me to pick my son/daughter up from school if you want. ❞
- ❝ i don’t think i’m really ready to have anymore kids, what about you? ❞
- ❝ so, you have kids? how many? ❞
- ❝ i’ve raised enough kids to know better than that. ❞
- ❝ hey, she’s/he’s just a kid, leave she/he alone. ❞
- ❝ you’re really good with kids. ❞
- ❝ wow, i’ve never seen anyone so good with kids before. ❞
- ❝ i’m really good with kids considering i have one of my own. ❞
- ❝ sometimes i think i should just have more kids. ❞
- ❝ i’m good at a lot except for being a parent, it seems. ❞
- ❝ i’ve seen you with your kid, you’re doing a fine job. ❞
- ❝ the hardest thing to do is to raise my son/daughter. ❞
- ❝ you worry too much, i’m sure you’re daughter/son will be fine. ❞
- ❝ i met your daughter/son, he/she seems wonderful, sweet almost. ❞
- ❝ i like the idea of having kids more i think. ❞
- ❝ it’s natural as a parent to worry for their child, relax. ❞
- ❝ my child drives me crazy but i love him/her and wouldn’t have it any other way. ❞
iv : in reference to all the above .
- ❝ i’m leaving town, going to stay with some of my family. ❞
- ❝ today is the day i meet with my real family, wish me luck. ❞
- ❝ you are more than family to me. ❞
- ❝ my whole family decided to come into town and stay a bit. ❞
- ❝ are you worried about meeting my family? because you shouldn’t. ❞
- ❝ have you seen my family? crazy is an understatement. ❞
- ❝ i wish i had a family, but i’ll never know the feeling. ❞
- ❝ you are lucky to have a family, that’s all i’ve ever wanted. ❞
- ❝ i will do anything and everything for my family, no matter what. ❞
- ❝ you are family to me, more so than some of my actual family. ❞
- ❝ it’s the closest thing i’ve got to a family. ❞
- ❝ this family is falling a part and it is all your fault! ❞
- ❝ you’re the reason our family is the way it is now. ❞
- ❝ i don’t think your family likes me very much. ❞
- ❝ i have a complicated relationship with my in-laws. ❞
- ❝ what’s it like to have a family? i’ve never known. ❞
- ❝ one day, we are going to have a family of our own. ❞
- ❝ do you want to start a family with me one day? ❞
- ❝ i have a really big/small family. ❞
- ❝ where is your family? ❞
- ❝ i don’t have a family. ❞
- ❝ we are not family anymore. ❞
- ❝ we’re no longer family as far as i’m concerned. ❞
- ❝ if you mess with any of my family then you’re messing with all of us. ❞
(I’m feeling a lot better today and it’s the only day I’m off this weekend so I think I’d like to plot something with somebody)
(I realise I actually ought to write something since I came back to this blog but I’m really sick atm so I’ll get to that later)
(the tumblr mobile app is the pinnacle of 21st century programming)
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Someone, jokingly: Haha I kinda ship our muses
Me:
