I could use that.

Ojalá tuviera el valor de decirle a alguien "me pasa esto y no puedo controlarlo sola".

Josh Dylan as Bill reblog if you agree

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

The last comment hahahahaha

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

omg, this post <3

@genoshaisforlovers

God bless the drag queens tbh

This post is legendary and I can’t fucking believe it’s on my feed.

GOD BLESS DRAG QUEENS.

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

my last 2 brain cells

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

Jonathan form queer eye hitting on every ugly straight guy to boost their self steem is braver than any US marine

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

I’ve never met a cheese I didn’t like. 

as a millennial Peter Parker should’ve known that the moment he got taken to a secondary location his chances of getting out alive were slim to none

Esta es la mini hamburguesa de la suerte, dale reblog y reduce tu gordura.

I got locked in the garage Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

Fight like a Girl by Mariana Avila

Vivimos en un mundo donde el bueno tiene que ir al psicólogo para aprender a sobrellevar las cosas que hace el malo.

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