if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

so would any man in the world hes not special

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

shouts out to my fellow nonsense ladies rambling aimlessly about who knows what

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

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That. That is the entire high literature summed up. You just broke all man-written novels

Tag yourself

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities