Just A Blip In Time

You don’t have to love your body

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

This is a game changer. 

Forbidden shredded wheat

I made some blobs for yall

A platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

This is too real, help

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they're almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no

Blobboreon

dont worry it goes back like memory foam

bonus:

[Read Left to Right]

There’s a lot of reasons why Essek should get a black cat. These are facts.

Ch💓

Take the time to watch this, it’s MAGIC

what even

Jester finishes her sketchbook

adhd is really just like

me in the middle of a breakdown, still crying: ooh i should redesign this oc of mine

It's really annoying to get bored of your emotional breakdown while your having an emotional breakdown

Me, impatient as a trauma is actually happening, "Oh, fuck, I'm going to have to wade through the five stages over this, AGAIN. Can't I just, you know, skip it?"

Talkkkk??

To PEOPLE?

Five: I’m never donating blood again.

Five: The second you walk in the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Five: “Where did you get it?” “Why is it in a bucket?”

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it