“i was on, out and about just doing stuff. i got a congratulations text and i just thought it was a group nomination, and i didn’t realize it was an individual one, which is crazy. i’m just ecstatic really, i can’t believe this. it really surprised me, i was not expecting it at all. i’m still in shock, still happily in shock. it’s amazing. and i’m so happy to be with someone like nikolaj, as well. and peter. all these amazing people. it’s just incredible. i can’t believe it. i’m so, so happy.”     – alfie allen

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

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I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

Genuine ostrich🐧

Three☝️☝️☝️payments🤑💵💴💶

wait, What??😧❓

I’m just goofin'😂🤡

New Boot Goofin'™️😏👢🤠

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

The feedback bit is inspired.

Accurate.

I laugh way too hard at this every time I see it it’s too real lmao

Wayne Brady should host the Oscars.

CMON SEWING CLASS LETS GET SICKENING

death drop!!

Same energy

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

tbh…

IT’S TRUUUE THOOOO

All the rich people in the notes trying to defend the truth of this by whining about how they were raised to save every penny (because obviously poor people are poor because they never save money not because there’s a fucked up system that perpetuates poverty or anything) and it was so hard being raised to be like that boo hoo hoo

poor people buy people food because we remember what it felt like to go hungry so y’all can fuck off with this it was so hard growing up rich bullshit

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

Omg just air this show 😭✊🏿

Her sweater literally says fight me I am IN LOVE

When I was a kid I laughed at this, but now as an adult who works in the public, I can assure you people are exactly like this.