I just read your "Accidentally sees you naked" fic

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IM FROTHING LITERALLY--- 😭❤️❤️

I WAS BLUSHING SO HARD WHILE READING URAHARA, AIZEN AND JUGRAM'S JDBEUBEJE! 🙈🙈

There are hardly any fics about Haschwalth anywhere 😭

If you get time van you write something similar with Haschwalth but both of them receiving the "nice treatment" ya'know (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Usually in most Bleach blogs I've seen asks where the captains' s/o playfully spanks captains so let's do a reverse hehehe. Captains playfully spank their s/o?

Playfully, eh? Well, I’m just gonna put it out there that there is more than one captain that likes leaving a little heat on your seat. Just sayin’. 

OK, I’ll try to keep it playful…no promises… *grins wide*

Hope you enjoy!

Shunsui - Captain Handsy loves to playfully swat your sweet seat any chance he gets. You’ve learned to keep your ass to the wall around him at work. At home, it’s an invitation to other delights.

Soi Fon - Was this a dare from Yoruichi? You are so confused, “Hunny, did you hit your head in training today?”

Rose - Will not only give you taps on the butt, he’ll give it rhythm. You’re used to it, it’s become a game of “Name that tune” for you both.

Retsu - Will definitely sneak in a little swipe at your behind, but the moment you whirl she’ll be too far away to have done it, or so it seems. You know she did it, but you have no proof and that sweet smile practically dares you to say anything. (Kido, she uses kido!)

Shinji - Loves playfully giving you a little smack on the backside. It almost always leads to a fun chase which leads to clothes coming off and sexy things happening.

Byakuya - Decided to be whimsical and give you a tap on the ass when passing you in the hall at work. Your eyes nearly fell out of your head. He just kept on walking as if nothing happened. 

Sajin - It wasn’t a playful spank, it was more of a rub. And you took that invitation right to the hot zone. Locked door. Sex on the desk.

Lisa - Smacks your ass so often all it takes is a flinch and you expect it. You always laugh because those love taps are always combined with a compliment or an invite to play.

Kensei - Mr. I’m All About That Ass never misses an opportunity to touch your butt. His spanks are pretty much a secret code between the two of you. It can mean anything from “Good job” or “You look hot” to “I want you. Now.”

Toshiro - Lost a bet with Rangiku. His face was so red before and after the gentle pass of his hand over your butt. Your confused look made him bark at you to get back to work. Tonite’s dinner discussion is going to be awkward.

Kenpachi - If his shadow casts over you, you know to expect a playful smack on your ass. Your grin is just as wolfish as his. One quirk of his brow is an invite and the clothes are coming off.

Mayuri - Only did it for an experiment. Your confusion and squeak of surprise were noted in detail in his lab book. “What the hell?” You couldn’t believe he’d touched you in front of other people. He responded, “Tell me, are you feeling any tingling?” Mayuri’s Note: Subject seems distraught perhaps angry. Walked away without answering question.

Jushiro - He’s so sweet you never saw it coming. The playful swat caught you off guard, but you quickly started laughing when you saw the pink flush on his cheeks. “Shunsui bet you a bottle sake you wouldn’t do it, didn’t he?” 

Captains+Isane and Nanao react to their s/o sneaking a pic of their sleeping face? (Captains probably fell asleep on the couch.) What does each face look like? Which s/o will be made to delete the adorable pic? XD

This just tickled me because some of these images are just funny and adorable all at once! I chose to go with caught napping instead of just sleeping at night. Hope you enjoy!

Shunsui - Caught napping under a Sakura tree. Pic was taken mid-snore as the intake of breath sucked in a falling bloom. Shunsui woke up spitting out the flower, but you got to keep your pic. He thought it was funny.

  Nanao - Caught napping on a chaise lounge at home. Her thumb was in a book next to her, her glasses a bit askew. You got the pic and left quietly. She decided that it was rather cute and thought it was sweet that you wanted to keep it. 

Soi Fon - Caught napping on a tree branch like some kind of big cat. Woke up when you took the pic, the sound woke her. She was supremely embarrassed to be caught. The pic got deleted. How would she ever live it down if Yoruichi saw it?

Rose - Caught napping on a couch in his office. He was cuddled with a guitar like it was teddy bear. Way too cute to resist taking a pic, you took two just to make sure you got a clear one. He never woke and you got to keep your pics.

Retsu - Was sitting serenely on her engawa. You thought she was napping but the second you whipped out your phone to take a pic, her voice warned you to not even think about it. Good luck catching her napping!

   Isane - Caught napping on the couch at home. Exhausted from a long day, she looked very serene. She had a pillow hugged to her. The pic you took was so sweet and cute you made it your background on your phone. It made Isane blush, but you got to keep it. 

Shinji - Caught napping face down on the couch in his office. One arm was on the floor, hand laying open with paperwork scattered close by. Drool had pooled on the couch cushion and darkened it. He didn’t wake up when you took your pic. You know what a valuable piece of comedy you have to tease him with and make sure to hide it in backup files he can’t delete. 

Byakuya - Caught napping at his desk in the mansion. His cheek was propped on his fist, still clutching a pen, smashing his face into a very un-noblelike look. The sound of you snapping a pic woke him and he smeared ink on his cheek. Lightning fast you snapped another pic before he could get his bearings and realize what you were doing. You know better than to show them to anyone, they’re for your eyes (and giggles) only. 

Sajin - Caught napping under a tree with Goro. Both were on their backs. Goro’s feet would twitch while he was dreaming. Sajin’s feet were twitching too, as were his lips, little growls in his throat. They were just about in sync. You took the pic and left them to snooze. Later, Sajin thought it was cute to see him and Goro so content.

Lisa - Caught napping in a hammock at home. Arms and legs were hanging over the sides and her mouth was wide open. You took a few pics from different angles. She slept through it all and later, didn’t care that you had them. Tried to talk you into posing for some lingerie pictures for her – y’know just because. 

Kensei - Caught power napping on the couch at home. A manual for the new printers at the Seireitei Communication was laying open on his chest – no wonder he fell asleep. You snapped a few pics and sent one to Shuhei via text with the tag “riveting stuff” just so he could have a laugh. Kensei will probably never know, neither you or Shuhei wants hear him fuss and make you delete it.

Toshiro - Caught napping sitting at his desk in his office. Rangiku was absent so the quiet had lulled him into a moment of relaxation. He sat with his head back against his chair, slumped down a bit. He was barely visible over the edge of the desk. You got that shot and one a bit closer. He jerked awake, automatically fussing at you in a sleepy state that didn’t quite string all the words together properly. You had to delete the pics, but nothing can take the memory.

Kenpachi - Caught napping in the 11th division training area. He was shirtless and the sound of clashing wooden swords were his version of a lullaby. He was perfectly posed for the pics you took. He teased you later, offering to pose for full nudes so you’d have some material for when he was away on his next mission.

Mayuri - Caught passed out after a batch of new aerosolized poison knocked him out. This is the closest you’d ever get to catching a pic of his sleeping face, trying to do that is like trying to catch a unicorn. After he recovered, he wanted your pics as documentation for his lab notes and fussed because you didn’t take more so he could see the whole process up close. 

Jushiro - Caught napping in his bed while not feeling too well. The sweet look on his face as he slept needed to be captured. You knew he wouldn’t mind one bit, you have so many pictures of him already. He finds it so sweet and endearing that you enjoy looking at pictures of him. Heard you take the picture, didn’t bother to open his eyes, reached out and reeled you in to cuddle up with him.