Cookies need love like everything does

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

Poorly drawn Nidoran line

OH MY GOD

Art by Romain MAZEVET

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

he reclaimed them

Mononoke: Karakasa

Official Trailer

Website

Getting ready for bed 🌙

My thirsty self needs a second picture from different angle with Legolas lounging in bed watching his dwarven husband strut around naked

Could I interest you in an “Every time is like the first time”? :)