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quit ur job! join my necromancer union ⋆*⋆*・゚

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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

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wariocompany

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10

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yanoharuhito

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

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WIPs from a silly little animation I’m working onnn mainly sharing these so I can have some actual incentive to finish it <333

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anouchard

I have just been reminded which Protocol case is coming up next, and Y'ALL.

Great memories? Yes.

STAGGERINGLY atrocious vibes? Also yes.

I can't wait for you all to hear it. ❤️

Early access has arrived!

I just listened along. It was glorious. 😈

Come and join the party here, if you fancy it:

How're we feeling, Magnus fans? 🥳

P.S. don't worry, you have several hours 'til it drops. I'm just hyped.

what an episode!!!

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colin has the most fuckass laptop you've ever seen, which contains a decade of work, ranging from his gcse coursework to his coding going up to today and it's given him enough electric shocks to encourage MOST people to throw it out. he's too stubborn.

alice, however, has the most beautiful, expensive PC with three monitors that she exclusively uses to play Sims 4 and listen to Miracle Musical.

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I understand Gwen Bouchard so much because I love Alice with my whole heart but if I had to work with her every single day of my life while she’s not taking seriously a job that I want to do right I would become the meanest bitch to ever walk the Earth

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I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception

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you know what would be awful, if gerry got to talk to jon while he's in a computer just like jon talked to gerry when he was in a book. something something sources of information something something they'll never be able to be friends

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cogicrafter

I don’t post anything ever but I saw someone talk about Alice saying “at least it’s not both legs” and headcannoning Sam as an amputee and I’d like to put in my two cents

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