I leave stuff here!

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

I know I’ve already reblogged this but I absolutely love this old timey adhd info graphic

Why isnt Mind Wanderer the official diagnosis? thats fuckin baller, sounds like a fantasy class

Gentleman’s Guide to Connecting with Youth

A small 8 page Clavell fanzine I made for friends! You can see the bad flick through video here.

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

CAT PARADE IS BACK

there are SO MANY cute little details in this

So I was looking for the full version of this video cause i always get sad when this one cuts off the ending and–

not only has the original creator made an HD version,

they also made a reanimated “deluxe” version! with even more cute easter eggs! 

back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

Here’s the template. Go forth and recreate the dancing anime chibi gif. Revive the old ways.

This fucking thing all over deviantART in the 00s-10s LMAO

i want to be as healthy and as beautiful as a grazing wild ox.

wild oxen are smelly and gross

Then smell me, be disgusted by me, I am freely myself. I am me.

talking to outdoor cat defenders like

tbf in some places, none of those other things are as much of, or even a little bit of a problem. like the UK, for instance. I won’t speak to the situation in the rest of europe, but the UK certainly is the ideal place for outdoor cats.

They don’t have wildlife or ecosystems in the UK, I suppose

The UK had so many cat deaths from predation and vehicle hits between 2014 and 2018 that y’all motherfuckers thought there was a serial cat killer

Another thing that doesn’t get mentioned, and is totally gross

The majority of cat owners in the UK who let their cat free roam outside, do not have a litter box. Their cat is exclusively pissing and shitting all over the neighbourhood. And where do cats like to go to the toilet? Anywhere with soft loose ground.

Your kids forgot to put the lid on the sandpit? Now it’s a litter tray. Just made a fine raked seed bed for growing seedlings? Now it’s a litter tray.

Do you know how utterly DISGUSTING it is to be working in a food garden and just find cat shit everywhere? Not to mention dangerous as cats carry toxoplasmosis. And more often than not, their digging and kicking kills all of the seedings.

I grew up in the UK. All of my cats were indoor outdoor. But I have completely changed my view in the last few years. Yes it’s lovely to meet a random cat while you’re out. But it’s not worth the downsides.

Pokemon Ranger is my favorite spin off, really want them to make another

Headcanon time!

When Jessie and Delia aren't cuddling, they usually sleep like this. Jessie's used to sleeping small and sharing space with other people (squishing on tiny beds or park benches with James and Meowth) so she drifts to the edge of the bed and curls up. Delia on the other hand hasn't shared a bed with anyone in years and takes up a lot of space and is a cover hog (good thing Jessie handles being cold well). Delia's love language is physical touch so she tends to follow Jessie wherever she is on the bed just so she can feel her there. This usually leads to Delia having way too much room on her side

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

Ok but both the additions actually miss the point of the original, which is that Orwell is fixating on something which is actually MORE RELEVANT to his concerns than the language issue

#I bring Alan Turing back from the dead#I show him GPT-3 and ask him if he thinks it passes the Turing test#and ask him what he thinks of our computers that are billiona of times as powerful as his#but all he can say#with unmitigated tears of joy in his eyes#is#you mean to tell me that they legalized homosexuality?

(via @compiler-specific)

just remembered i said i would post this on stream yesterday :) my entry from last year's pokemon art contest

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

i know next to nothing about this screensaver mascot from 1995 but id trust her with my life

@lesserknownwaifus