only found out about the Okinawan blueberry hermit crab today and I’m already in love. his soulful little eyes. his purpleness.

some potc text posts. joining @imagopirateversion ‘s quest of bringing the potc fandom back one meme at a time. i made these myself so sorry bout the crappy quality <3 (esp on the barbossa one :/)

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you

Posts that make you drop everything you're doing and open Audacity

i love pirate au !!!!!!!!! ^_^

(Finds bottle marked with skull in crossbones in cabinet) mmmm pirate juice

Word of The Hour: pirate

English: pirate

1. one who by open violence takes the property of another on the high seas

2. especially, one who makes it his business to cruise for robbery or plunder

3. a robber on the high seas

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- French: pirate

- German: der Pirat

- Italian: pirata

- Portuguese: pirata

- Spanish: pirata

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🏴‍☠️lowlyseaman

I love not having scurvy 👍

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🦢w3nch

breaking mutuals with @/forgeguy don't ask me about it this is the last I'll say on the matter

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omg did something happen :(

🦢w3nch

shut the fuck up never fucking talk to me again I'm so srs

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kys

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🦢w3nch

i miss him so fucking much i can't fucking do this anymore

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🩻bigbarbie

this fucking meeting sucks I'm going to firebomb shipwreck cove

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👁️raspghetti

little life update I feel like I'm honestly really coming around on this prosthetic eye idk it's really starting to feel like a part of me now :') I hope I never have to lose it or anything

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piracy is a SCOURGE on these seas!!! EMBARRASSING!

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give me your stuff

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omg I can't believe we still have piracy antis on this website to this day like this is literally the high seas piracy website go back to ye olde twitter

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"piracy antis" girl that's the king of england

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I can't keep going like this I can't believe I did that to her I'm such a failure I should just kms like I literally don't deserve to be on this earth

⚔️forgeguy

just remembered some things. nevermind lol

⚔️forgeguy

remembered some more things and I want to die again I was so fucking wrong

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and when I drop the ***** aka ********* receipts then what. lol. lmao even

🦢w3nch

bitch give us a fucking vowel

🩻bigbarbie

yeah um just so everyone knows op literally shot me on isla de muerta so I'm really not interested in their receipts

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what the fuck is going on on pirate ye olde tumblr

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everyone keeps calling me a liar they just hate to see a wench who tells it like it is

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literal 100+ pages ye olde google doc of times op has lied

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you would actually not believe how much harder it is to girlblog when your fingers are turning into fucking shrimp or whatever

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captain has it fucking easy

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they're gonna whip me for this one lads :/

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🦢w3nch

anyone else riddled by guilt? clap if you're riddled by guilt

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the second I'm free of this stupid flesh prison I'm putting a curse on this entire fucking website

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op what the fuck is this why do you not have an url

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the sea will claim you in five years. use your remaining time wisely

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sure yeah whatever. I'll fucking do that I guess.

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🏴‍☠️lowlyseaman

got scurvy 👎

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learnt that one piece used the sets from the black sails and just couldn’t help myself

bringing the potc fandom back one meme at a time #21

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

One time I asked my coworker if she knew what a certain word meant and followed with "or are you normal?" and my other coworker was like "That's how I know you're on Tumblr."

At the end of my no-sleep double work day I ran into a coworker who asked how I was doing, and I replied "I've been awake now for over thirty hours and I'm starting to see shrimp colors" and he was like "um....that's not good" which to be fair it wasn't but I think the shrimp part was particularly distressing to him because I don't normally talk as if I'm actively hallucinating