himbos only

actually so much funnier to imagine harley quinn thinking of rpatz bruce wayne when she named bruce the hyena “after that hunky wayne guy” than any other iteration

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

Me with my cat.

“Redemption.”

Zerxus Ilerez, First Knight of Avalir, and Asmodeus, Lord of the Nine Hells.

if you can’t handle richard siken at his “i also want to get bruce wayne pregnant” you don’t deserve him at his “everyone longs for a father figure. even those with fathers. even fathers. that’s why we invented god.”

excuse me op but when did he say that first thing

what, you think i'd just lie about this?

1995 darcy has social anxiety (and anxiety in general) and 2005 darcy is autistic, i won't elaborate (yes i will, with evidence)

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark

@lesbianmeouch

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

I’d be fairly confident they weren’t going to hurt ME, but I’d be worried about the structural integrity of the area we’re trapped in.

i wish you guys lived inside my head the fics in here go crazy

did you know? there is a type of metal chariot, powered by the bone-ichor of ancient dragons, that you can use to access—and quickly traverse—a labyrinthine realm of desolate, pitch-black stone known to scientists as “the american highway system”

my type includes vampires, pirates, kings, forest fae, Hozier, women in suits, people with swords, anyone wearing a crown, people I see on the train for .5 seconds, the mysterious figure in a cape running in the moonlight, witches, and anyone who looks as if they haven’t slept in a millennium. 

this can't be just me