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Lover of all things HP, and a bunch of other stuff too. I also like to write. Some reblogs might be NSFW.
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“It’s better than a fairy tale. It’s like a long book that you never want to end. And you’re fine with that because you just never, ever wanna leave it.”

Jim & Pam ❤️ The Office (March 24, 2005 ~ May 16, 2013)

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Do you ever think about how much Fawkes missed Dumbledore? I mean, he was like the only one to successfully domesticate a Phoenix. The two of them must have been very, VERY close. All those late nights in the study, Fawkes listening to Dumbledore’s worry for Harry and his concern for the wizarding world. Stories of his youth, his remorse for Ariana. How many times did Fawkes see Dumbledore cry? 

And when Fawkes returned to the wild after the death of his friends, do you think he ever sang that particular tune again? I’d like to think it was a special tribute, never to be replicated. 

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xxerlflynn

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

Wonderful post became more wonderful with afterlife headcanon :D

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dracolucivs

it really disappoints me that jkr didn’t bring back the ford anglia in any of the books after chamber of secrets. like how great would it have been if, in deathly hallows, when harry is in the forbidden forest, ready to die, the car just comes speeding through, plowing down voldemort and all the death eaters…just imagine that

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