these two are going to be THE DEATH OF ME
I hate when people say I have to be ambitious, have you ever considered I just want to chill and take pictures?
damn ok lake superior
Ok yeah that lake is superior
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Tears they are trying to teach his stiff English ass how to dance😭😭
i wish my prostate was in my lungs so i could orgasm from smoking
500 matches in a madrid shirt for the legend that is luka modric 🤍✨
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.
and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free
Grant O'Brien could do it in 3 weeks, and have a day off in the middle.
The story of La Decima.
what a picture
no no, I know what you're thinking but it's actually amazingly great, keep watching.
Oh wow did not see that coming
The kind of public service announcements humans SHOULD be watching.
i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
real
new renaissance painting just dropped