@beetleliver / beetleliver.tumblr.com
yeehaw?
Get on my level
howdy stranger,
tell me, why on earth would I go all the way down there?
Ex-fucking-scuse me
you’re excused, pardner. feel free to leave any time you like.
Hey fish beat this
*muffled sass*
some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows
mutual: *calls me by my first name*
me: … what are we?
im that friend that gives u lectures about life but does everything wrong
Today’s International Self-Injury Awareness Day, so I wanted to make something. All alternatives are taken from this post, go there for more!
Remember that I love you, and I’m here for you. Please be safe.
do you ever meet someone and they’re so fucking perfect in every way?? like, maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody or even themselves, but to you, they’re absolutely incredible. just the way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
You’re the one I daydream of.
straight people mad at “gays only event” jokes like they dont restrict blood donations, hotels, schools, jobs, and adoption. Zzzzzzzzzz
im waking up to ash and dust i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts
Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history’
Me:
did u guys see the deer with the ribbon
this one did u see it
did u see this
