Happy Noah release in Elsword NA server!! 

idgaf bitch

This is TOTALLY worth ruining the page.

opening a tab to google something and immediately entering a state of tranquility and utter bliss as i forget every thought ive ever fucking had

obsessed w/him actually

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

in like 20 years all this bullshit about getting a callout for kinning sardonyx from steven universe or something will be explained by a specific hallucinogenic toxin found only in wacom tablets

Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

regardless of how reassured you feel by the staff post you gotta admit that tumblr putting out an official statement where the first bullet point is "no, the rest of us don't actually think the hammer car thing counts as a realistic threat of violence" is hysterical

and who made me that way?

youtube what

Me listening to a bad song: This is so good