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I am Groot.

Here’s my Hot Take™ for this meme

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

@pro-gay

time to break out my

juit

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

@txepvi @seyrii

This is junforgivable

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

JEATS

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

>mfw this meme is back

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?

He went from this

to this

and this

Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

friendly reminder that tanning is racism

Friendly reminder that tanning is a natural defense mechanism of the human skin when exposed to UVA/UVB radiation and literally has nothing to do with race, and if you share the opinion that ‘tanning is racism’ you are:

A) Ignorant of basic science, or you’d know that anyone who has a job that is primarily outdoors (in or outside of a movie) would not be pasty, pale, lily white because of how melanin functions in human skin. So, to use smaller words for you SJWs: Chris Pratt’s character works primarily outdoors in a sunny area, he is going to tan despite your screams of “racism”.

B) A bad person who should feel bad and be made to feel bad every time you express such an utterly stupid, willfully ignorant opinion.

C) Probably white and trying to win cookies, but only making yourself look incredibly, hilariously stupid in the mean time.

D) It’s not “brownface” you dumbfucks. I’m actually amazed that people are as stupid as this.

omfg. there are people that think tanning is racist? jfc are people REALLY that fucking dumb??????

YALL APPARENTLY TANNING IS RACIST

Tumblr calm the FUCK DOWN

Perfectly gay ❤️

OMG A CAPE THATS 10/10

The Collector

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

I almost didn’t reblog this. Like an idiot.

It’s twentygayteen, time to stop classifying people into Hogwarts houses and to start classifying them based on which Chris they’d rather have rawing them.

Pratt, hands down

i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

only “reblog for money post” that has a chance of actually working

Surprise Bitch (2018)

@surprisebitch 👏👏👏👏

I’ve never heard you curse. No you must have! I do curse, all the time. No you don’t. I do. 

My friend and I were really high and made this casting for Lord of the Rings

One thing I have to specify is every single one of these actors is 100% trying to portray the character to the best of their ability. This is a Serious Production

Also Tom Cruise has a flowing blonde wig and overdoes all of Legolas’ stunts