internet angstar

why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

Customer: I HATE 4X4 VEHICLES. SATIRE, AS I WILL BE PUTTING THIS PLATE ON A 4 WHEEL DRIVE TRUCK DMV: HATE Verdict: DENIED

writing foreshadowing is so fun like I’m in on an inside joke with myself

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

I really do want all of your dreams to come true. I love you girls in my phone

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

this has been fermenting in my drafts for exactly one year

©AirRabbitYan

tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy

That moment when the unrelated scenes you've been writing for two weeks both somehow connect (i have no idea how this happened)