Seeing as it is Shrek's 20 anniversary, have some screencaps of Shrek and Twilight that radiate the same energy

If anyone has more of these feel free to add them

As long as that mask meets covid regulations I'd say it's valid

As long as that mask

meets covid regulations

I'd say it's valid

personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him 

avengers: happy birthday, steve!

bucky, eyes narrowing: what the fuck your birthday isn’t until-

steve, holding back tears: shut up

Bucky tries to hand him a birthday card one cold December day, and Steve tackles him out a window before anyone else can see what he’s holding

Bruce: What was that crashing noise?

Tony, fiddling with something: Barnes just got tackled by Cap, because today is his actual birthday.

Bruce: How do you know?

Tony: My dad remembered it more than mine

Bruce: but you and Barnes threw him a huge party on the 4th of July this year.

Tony: Yeah, seeing him squirm about lying to the public is the best part of our country’s birthday.

World Heritage Post

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-Present)

Girls S03E04 Dead Inside

THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

day 4 of 2021. ao3′s server crashed because a minecraft youtuber rpf fan fiction updated. 362 days left…..

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier

January 20, 2021

I hate that I fully understand this

sometimes you start reading a fic and immediately you’re like OH this was written by a child. okay. please know that i am proud of you but also i cannot keep reading this

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

You know why Mario’s mouth is open

I’m begging you to delete this and then your blog

People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

you guys dont know what a himbo is anymore. youve lost sight. you cant just call every man you like a himbo. theres nuance

ANASTASIA (1997) + WARDROBE