Part 15 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: June 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and

Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

angstember by @whisperingwainscot (Ao3 waxing_crescent) Rated G-T (Series contains 2 human AUs. Part 3: Groundskeeper C & Dr. A; Part 4: Slave C & pirate A)

Coffee Shops and Cocoa Rated G-T by Estrella3791 (Barista C & customer A)

Disaster Dads 2: American Boogaloo by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) Rated M (Single dads C & A are neighbors)

Ineffable Husbands AU Week 2020 by Estrella3791 Rated G-M (series contains several human AUs. Part 3: C & A are neighbors; Part 4: Ineffable wives: Mechanic C & customer A; Part 5: C & A meet online; Part 6: Prince A & caterer C)

make your own kind of music  by @tastymoves (Ao3 Sway) Rated E (Series contains several human AUs: Parts 4 & 12 are in the Devour series (sex worker A). Part 11 is in the Strawberry Shortcake series (Male market vendor C & female baker A). Part 13: C & A are in an established relationship. Part 16 goes with the fic i like my sugar sweet (Ineffable wives: sex worker/sugar baby Aziraphale) Part 19: Cam boy A & client C)

Single Fics:

A Gentleman's Agreement by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 12,100 words, Rated E (Sugar daddy C & sex worker A in the Regency)

Always You by @theladydrgn  (Ao3 ladydragona) and @sylwritesstuff 117,835 words, Rated E (Alpha C and Omega A were childhood friends)

And Some Trouble Too by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 499 words, Rated G (C & A are childhood friends reunited)

and when I am dead (come visit my bed) by @wick-de-la-vela (Ao3 wick_de_la_vela) 4396 words, Rated E (Ghost C & priest A)

a quiet afternoon by AgnesNutter22 514 words, Rated G (A has a stammer and stands up for himself)

A streetcar named desire by @elfontheshelves (Ao3 elf_on_the_shelf) 30,848 words, Rated E (Architect C & city planner A)

A Whole New Life by @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 33,727 words, Rated E (A meets C on a bus while escaping an abusive relationship)

Bigger Than Us by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 82,260 words, Rated E (Landscaper C & minister A)

Blueberry angel by @green-grin (Ao3 green_grin) 841 words, Rated G (High school students C & A meet while camping)

bluewater love by vol_ctrl 5419 words, Rated E (Pirate C & his husband Naval Commander A)

Coco by Nadzieja and @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 2157 words, Rated M (Taxi driver C & sex worker A)

Connection by AppleSeeds 37,070 words, Rated M (Nanny C & bookseller A)

Do Not Disturb by AppleSeeds 850 words, Rated M (Therapist A & client C)

flower funerals and poor assumptions by azira-yeet (Judeyjude) 4336 words, Rated G (C & A are neighbors)

Foregone Conclusion by @naromoreau 3217 words, Rated M (Sex worker C & priest A were childhood friends)

Heading Your Way by @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) 547 words, Rated G (C & A meet on a train)

Heads by azira-yeet (Judeyjude) 1219 words, Rated G (C & A are high school students)

He Who Sups with the Devil... by AngeliqueTombee 7461 words, Rated E (Waiter C & diner A)

Honey Sweet by @naromoreau 3661 words, Rated E (Sugar daddy A & sex worker C)

I'm All Yours by FeralTuxedo 11,479 words, Rated E (C & A are best friends)

It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine by @elfontheshelves (Ao3 elf_on_the_shelf) and @siskey (Ao3 Dervila) 63,948 words, Rated E (C is teacher to A's young nephew)

Like Bunnies Do by @candyqueenblog (Ao3 CandyQueenAO3) 4212 words, Rated E (Sugar daddy A & sugar baby C are married)

Like flying by @green-grin (Ao3 green_grin) 1367 words, Rated G (Climber C & fencer A are high school students)

Lilies & Chrysanthemums by KissMyAsthma 71,322 words, Rated M (Florist C & funeral director A)

More Than Meets The Eye by @mimsynims 23,218 words, Rated E (Sugar daddy Crowley & Sugar baby A are old friends)

Only if for a night by by @bebrave-andbekind (Ao3 Mikaeru) 4933 words, Rated M (C meets groom-to-be A at a gay bar in the 1920's)

Oral hygiene by @sani-86 (Ao3 Sani86) 13,381 words, Rated E (Dentist C & patient A)

Organically Sourced Serotonin by KissMyAsthma and leukozyna 5122 words, Rated T (C, A, & A's dog meet at the park)

Oversharing by AppleSeeds 2671 words, Rated T (Office workers C & A meet on zoom)

Pick Me Up by AppleSeeds 860 words, Rated M (C & A meet at the gym)

Safe In Your Arms by AppleSeeds 7173 words, Rated T (C & A are roommates)

Slipping, Tumbling by leukozyna 3518 words, Rated T (C & A are neighbors)

Slow to Start by @naromoreau and @summerofspock 4092 words, Rated E (C is expecting her partner A's baby)

Something Good by vol_ctrl 2328 words, Rated E (Criminal profiler Beelzebub and serial killer Gabriel)

Sweet December Song by @stormiepassions 1293 words, Rated G (C & A are in an established relationship)

The Baker and the Blacksmith by wife27 16,604 words, Rated T (Blacksmith C & baker A)

The Book Clerk and the Sugar Daddy by @holycatsandrabbits (Dannye Chase) and @wargoddess9 Self-rec! 4052 words, Rated E (Wealthy C plays sugar daddy to bookseller A)

The Haunted House by AppleSeeds 2321 words, Rated T (Scare actor C & haunted house patron A)

The Lawyer, the King and the Bookshelf by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 13,494 words, Rated T (C reunites with his childhood imaginary friend, Prince A)

The Milkman Cometh by @lookitsstevie and @summerofspock 5923 words, Rated M (Milkman A & female customer C)

The Shadows I Live With by @ineffablefool 1472 words, Rated T (C & A are in an established relationship)

The Sun And His Moon by @servantofmischief 63,584 words, Rated M (Lady A is sent to the court of Emperor C)

The Tie That Binds Us (Is An Unbreakable Rope) by @wick-de-la-vela (Ao3 wick_de_la_vela) 20,139 words, Rated T (engaged couple Lady Beatrice (Beelzebub), Mr. Gabriel, and their cousins A & C in the Regency period)

While The Gondola Goes by @flamingbentleyy (Ao3 crepesandoysters) 5387 words, Rated G (Gondoliere C & tourist A in Venice)

Working it Out by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 8335 words, Rated E (Yoga teacher C & masseur A)

Whenever I end up on one of your rec lists my heart just soars. You have absolutely no idea how much this makes not only my day but my whole week.

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

Two years ago I sumbitted a few sketches for Good Omens Reverse Bang and had no idea what could come from it. That I could participate on a whole multichaptered story I am imensly proud of? (I'm talkign about Sunshine, don't mind hidden ad) Draw a picture every month? And lastly, most importantly, meet amazing people and make friends? Well, here I am, two years later, joining the Reverse Bang again and being paired with my dear friend and brilliant writer @elfontheshelves again! I would't be happier working with anyone other than you. Thank you for everything ♡ Our latest collab: Questionable home decor or how Crowley's life was turned completely upside down by the appearance of a certain angel back into his life. An angel that had been on his mind for the past, oh so many years.

I was insanely happy to be paired with the ever so talented @siskey yet again for what is now our third collab for this year's Reverse Bang - made possible by the wonderful people from DIWS.

And, much like Siskey herself pointed out, go and give Sunshine a read :))) (that whole fic and the incredible artwork took us more than a year)

Ineffable disasters™

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Happy Halloween!

Do it again... please, right now

Just something poetic for a change..

Because I’m obsessssd with this song!!

We look for love, no time for tears

Wasted water's all that is

And it don't make no flowers grow

Good things might come to those who wait

Not for those who wait too late

We gotta go for all we know

Just the two of us

We can make it if we try

Just the two of us

(Just the two of us)

Just the two of us

Building them castles in the sky

Just the two of us

You and I

I hear the crystal raindrops fall

On the window down the hall

And it becomes the morning dew

And darling when the morning comes

And I see the morning sun

I wanna be the one with you

Just the two of us

We can make it if we try

Just the two of us

(Just the two of us)

Just the two of us

Building big castles way on high

Just the two of us

You and I

And the last frame without text ..

Support me on KoFi if you like my work (and if you can)

I've been compelled since the end of GO S2 to draw cheer-up post-fix-it fluff comic.

Tbh, the first four pages are just filler to get to the point where I could start drawing (and ogling pictures of) long-hair Crowley being needy (Biblical Crowley is sooo my jam)😍😆

Honestly, the standard of Good Omens fanart is so insanely high I was kinda nervous to even start drawing any (and I haven't done a comic in yearrrrs). But it was really really fun. Thank you for looking!❤

GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 FIX-IT RECS UPDATED LIST (6 weeks out!)

Hello all! I am stunned by how much you all liked my first list of Good Omens Season Two fix-it recommendations on Archive of our Own! Thanks for sharing. Now that we’re 6 weeks out instead of two, there’s lots more good stuff on there and I thought I would post this new and expanded list for you? I broke it into categories, doubled it, and found lots more wonderful stuff to read.

**This was a hard decision but I am excluding works in progress since they need time to mature—all these are complete /compliant and can be invested in without fear.**

FULL SEASON 3 WORKS

To the Universe

22 chapters and I cannot say enough good things. It’s amazing closure and feels SO good to read. Writing style in this one is very compelling and keeps you on your seat until the end.

Somewhere Only We Know

A stunning 40 chapters for anyone who wants to just burrow down in this universe and never leave it. The angel and demon go separate ways only to reunite to (yet again) save Earth one more time.

Daily Report

This is written REALLY well. 6 chapters manages to bring about a really nice arc to reconciliation post Season 2! I was impressed.

MULTI-CHAPTER FIX-IT WORKS

Wouldn't It Have Been Nice?

Crowley is called to Heaven by a dying Angel. Jesus intervenes. Will break your heart, but it has a happy ending.

I Do Love Nothing in the World So Much as You

Soooo nice. 3 chapters bringing them straight through it as Aziraphale comes back and tries to beg forgiveness. NICE arc in this one. Believable.

Oh Simple Thing, Where have you Gone

This one says 7 of ? chapters, but I included it because I like the premise and what is there feels sort of complete? An interesting fixit where the Metatron has devious plans and locks up Crowley as part of that. The Bentley has a starring role in here during several heroic rescue plans.

Something Wrong

Ooooo! A NICE twist in this one. I won't reveal it, but this fic is based on some of the most compelling theories around why Aziraphale might not have been totally consenting when Metatron takes him away.

Jesus, Etc.

Crowley runs into a frantic Aziraphale with Jesus in tow at a Barbenheimer premiere. A battle of the wills with pop songs in the Bentley, Taylor Swift, Kenergy, sushi, a nativity play and a magic show come next.

ONE SHOTS (SMUTTY)

The Second Coming

The Second Coming - Episode6killedme - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Aziraphale “awakens” in the elevator (think ox ribs but sexually) and yeets himself back to earth to roger Crowley six ways from Sunday.

A Middle Ground

Aziraphale and Crowley have been separated, but the Angel won't let go. He kidnaps Crowley to a cloudscape and pleads his case. A Bridget-Jones like WWF bickering throwdown ensures. The part featuring reactions on the part of 737 Ryanair passengers and one airline attendant had me wheezing.

Just Called to Say Fuck You I Love You

This one is just spicy as hell, y'all. Aziraphale picks up on Crowley prayers while in Heaven, and let's just say that he's doing some ACTIVE praying.

Not for all my Little Words

Not for All My Little Words - mia_ugly, soft_october - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An adorable one where Aziraphale, realizing he screwed up, chases Crowley through loudspeakers and other people’s phones through Europe using famous love quotes until he gets his attention (and some forgiveness.) Smut ensues.

ONE SHOTS (LITTLE/NO SMUT)

Darling, Can you Ever Forgive Me?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48966298

A daydream, leading to Aziraphale doing the right thing and heading back to Earth to declare his love.

Cause you like me too much and I like you

'Cause You Like Me Too Much and I Like You - alastor_holmes - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]

A sweet little one where Aziraphale quietly resigns, has a chat with Gabriel and Beez in the bookshop, and does the apology dance.

Everywhere

everywhere - vivahate - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]

Azi Crowley instead from a Heavenly asassination attempt. (Maggie, nina and anathema help!)

Heaven is Not Fit to House a Love

heaven is not fit to house a love (like you and i) - Zaexx - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

A sweet little one with a *small* deviation from canon (that seemed ok because they have a good point.) Crowley had never told Aziraphale about the way the angels managed his trial OR about what he saw in the Heavenly files with Muriel. He jams his way into the elevator (telling the Metatron to get the next one) and tells him.

Magician's Choice

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49066831

Oooooo I like this one. Four ways that the ending could have gone instead, based on four magic methods of sleight of hand. So cool!

A Proper Apology

A Proper Apology - cyankelpie - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

One where the Angel simply calls over and over until they really talk. (Or imagine the idiots simply just used the phone.)

The Nightingales Were Just Sleeping In

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49041145

Cute, adorable, small...just a retelling of the final scene where they really TALK and don't just be idiots.

This is Not an Apology

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48992128

Aziraphale comes to Crowley while he tries to sleep it all off and they actually talk, for once.

Time to Turn it Right

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49162285

Azi tries to fix things. Crowley gets a cat.

We Don't Need Heaven

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49598467

They talk again, this time on the beach, and for real.

Got to collaborate with @elfontheshelves on their phenomenal OFMD Big Bang fic, Port in a Storm. (It's so good ya'll, please read it immediately! 🤩)

These are the art pieces I got to do for it (spoilers, lmao) and they were just incredibly fun to work on~ I hope you guys enjoy the fic!

Thank you ever so much for the absolutely amazing art, Alston! It has been a joy collabing with you on this Big Bang. The art is absolutely spectacular and it made me ooooh and aaaaah an awful lot!

ERIC ERIC RABBIT RABBIT EVENT

On July 1st (rabbit rabbit) join us in celebration of a whole legion of demons. The one, the many, the Erics! This is a celebration of any iteration, any style, any time with Eric the Disposable demon(s). Fics, art, prose, a little diddy of a song. Paint em, plaster em, poke em with a stick if you really want. Let's see those Erics. You can use any of the prompts on any of the days or make up your own. Tag em and bag em. We would love to share.

The Prompts

Day 1 - into the fire Day 2 - cute and cuddly, boys, cute and cuddly Day 3 - and then there was one Day 4 - management and upkeep Day 5 - be still my beating heart Day 6 - can I punch him? Day 7 - a day in the life of a Legion

Guess the Author: Stand Up

The May Soft Omens Snuggle House Guess the Author game is in swing — and we’ve got a full house this month, with lots of new and returning authors!

The tantalizing prompt this time around was “Stand up” (courtesy of the excellent @greenfiredragonfly), and we’ve got a grand total of nineteen short, wonderful works (eighteen ficlets and a poem!) in this collection, each with their own creative take on the prompt.

One of them is by me, but of course I shan’t ruin the game by saying which. :-) The other participating authors are @celestialarcadia, @ineffableomenshusbands, @ineffable-doll, @edosianorchids901, @elfontheshelves, @fenrislorsrai, @ineffableghost, @hkblack, @hasturswig, @ilikeblue, @ineffablelawr, Luinlothana, @one-with-the-floor, @mirjam-writes, @ngkiscool, @prettybirdy979, @supergeek21, and @the-bentley.

As usual, it’s a fabulous pool of entries, well worth reading through! I highly encourage exploring the collections of the collection and giving the mystery authors some love!

And of course, if you’re interested in joining in on the guessing fun and the supportive screaming this week — and/or might be interested in participating as a writer yourself in future rounds — the Soft Omens Snuggle House server is always open. <3

Guess the Author: Gold

Soft Omens Snuggle House Guess the Author, April edition is here! The prompt for this round was “gold” — and sixteen mysterious authors took that prompt in sixteen creative directions, with sixteen ~500-word ficlets.

The ficlets in question can all be found in this collection, and one of them (not telling which one…) is by me!

Also featured this round are @the-bentley​ (hosting this round of GTA!), @ambrasue, @elfontheshelves, @fenrislorsrai, @hasturswig, @hkblack, @ilikeblue, @ineffable-doll, @ineffablelawr, @ineffableomenshusbands, @lyricwritesprose, Luinlothana, @ngkiscool, @supergeek21, and @yoites-good-omens-blog: talented writers all! I do definitely recommend checking out the works in the collection and giving the anonymous authors some appreciation.

(The session of supportive screaming about fics, followed by author reveals, will take place on Tuesday — and as always, the Soft Omens Snuggle House server is open and welcomes new folks! <3)

Time’s up! If someone ask me what would I do after a year since I assigned to Reverse Bang, I would probably never guess what come from it. Not a single sketch, but a whole bunch of works, and the most glorious things - a beautiful heartwarming story and a dear friend, @elfontheshelves​

I’m so so fucking glad and happy you choose my sketch. I will never believe it would be a begining of a long night talks, so much laughing and ploting, talking about nothing and everything. Thank you, for you being you, for challening me, for patience, for lovely words and praise, for our boys, for everything 💗

For the record, Reverse Bang was an event organized by DIWS, where artists submitted their sketches and writers picked one of them and wrote story inspired by that artwork. My draft was that scene from first chapter ^^ After that we decided to continue working together and here we are, after a year the very last chapter.

Siskey, you have made me a very very happy camper throughout the last year!

The art was absolutely sublime, as I am sure I told you a bunch of times but I will never get tired of screaming at you about it all.

But you also became a super dear friend and a huge source of inspiration for my story going on.

I also can’t believe it’s over after more than one year of back and forth and late night talks and you sharing sketches and me losing my marbles over them :))

Super super happy to have been able to embark on this journey alongside you <3