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I am smart enough to know I've just been insulted and sexy enough not to care.
Fran Drescher as Fran Fine in The Nanny (1993-1999)
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"we shouldn't fight to improve [small thing] because it's just a symptom of [big thing]" okay well big thing is too big to fall on it's own, so I'm gonna start by fighting to improve small thing, and once enough small things have fallen that people have the time and energy and bandwidth to fight then we can fight big thing, because until then all of the small things are weighing every potential fighter down to the point that they can't get out of fucking bed, let alone fight big thing.
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whatever man🚶♂️
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SteveTony Weekly - Week 14 - Team as Family/Team Bonding - Marvel Trumps Hate
It’s the monthly fic rec list for @a10wea, the winner of my @marveltrumpshate auction! And this month, the request was for team bonding/team as family. Hopefully this scratches that itch for you, friend!
It hit Tony one rainy, Thursday morning.
His team was no longer simply his team.
Steve Rogers wakes up seventy years out of time to a new world and a soulmate. It’s an adjustment.
What he doesn’t expect is Tony Stark, a brilliant futurist who is equal parts fascinating and frustrating, and has just as many demons as Steve. He also doesn’t expect to find a family with a ragtag team of superheroes, or to fall in love.
Luckily, Steve is nothing if not adaptable.
Movie night, my turn, no excuses, no late comers, no pants, Tony mass-emails to everyone.
It's the first time in a month that they've all been in the one place, and since Natasha and Clint are both nursing benchable injuries, he can bank on them staying put for at least the next twelve hours.
He puts in a massive order for finger foods, and sits back and waits.
Tony got used to not breathing after Afghanistan. He remembered the agony of it, the black spots in his vision as the world went out of focus, cut through with angry red spikes of pain. He never thought he'd have to do it again.
But if it was to keep Steve safe, well. There was little Tony wouldn't do. Even if it involved coughing up flowers.
The Avengers have been around a long time, and they have a lot of traditions. But when Steve finds out that the team has a tradition he's never been informed of, he learns that there's something Tony hasn't been telling him, either.
Somewhere along the line the Avengers have become a pretty good team. But Tony's still the odd man out, and Steve's determined to change that.
Tony thought they had trouble getting along when they were dealing with a major global crisis. Apparently that had nothing on how they fell apart when they weren't distracted by smashing aliens.
Blinded, deafened, exhausted, injured and afraid, Tony raised himself up into a defensive position, the knife coming up just like Nat had taught him.
“That had better fucking be you, Steve Rogers- it had better be you. Fucking disarm me. If you let me kill you, I swear I will be very, very pissed.” Tony snarled, sure it was Steve approaching. Had to be. Had. To. Be.
What if it wasn’t?
Tony gets glasses. Glasses get a Tony. Steve loses his mind and walks into walls.
It’s not that he and Tony don’t get along. It’s more that Tony got so drunk on New Year’s Eve that he kissed Steve full on the mouth in front of everyone and called him Shirley and then laughed until he passed out.
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Did your school days start at 7:30am and end at 2:30pm? (This is excluding after schoolactivities like sports, detention, etc.)
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I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.
Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.
stargazing-at-the-moon
YES
also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old
- everybody has a half dozen names and none of them are their “real” name.
- which name(s) you know gives you different powers over them.
- there are Rules but you mostly have to figure them out for yourself.
- getting the Rules wrong or breaking them can cost you more than you ever even knew you had.
- Maximum Horny at all times
- be careful what you wish for or you just might get it
- Gift Of Prophecy
- Illegal Use Of Bones
- Holidays are unusual but important and have very specific rites attached
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Goodluck Pikachu
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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Hey, I LOVE bots when
they’re just here to play with us.
COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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kiss kiss fall in debt
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murraysiskind-deactivated202406
We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert
Reblogged squeeful
Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it
Reblogged snoozingcat
(Sound on.) We’re all doomed.
History and related historical professionals straight up not having a good time right now.
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"we're all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing" this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. "oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi" fucking idiot
this is even worse cuz i just realized that you'd literally be wearing a $3500 vr headset while your fucking cooking. this shit would be stupid even if it cost $35
briefly forgot Death Note was a thing and was wondering why I'd need to spend $3500 to know if my pasta was transphobic
