just introduced a local bat species into your room.

Dad trying really hard to relate to his goth kid

Oh mon dieu l'enfants amongus !

Sacrebleu !

RATING: NOT CUTE

French is not appropriate for an among us baby.

the “this guy looks weird” to “this guy looks weird 😳” pipeline literally so dangerous.

men who are incredibly smart but also kind of terribly pathetic. men who are good with kids. men who get bullied by kids. men who eat glass. men who are so kind and pure-hearted but also just a bitch. bisexual men. most importantly, men who are dilfs .

i just got stoned and took a hot bath with epsom salts. literally seasoned myself with herbs and got in the soup

I’m obsessed

me while crossing the road

Gustavo Fring- Breaking Bad

I hate flirting. I find it humiliating. Act normal and I will decide if I find you sexy… none of these theatrics and tricks… none of this treacherousness…

Every time I block random people I'm like lmfao yaaasss but when I'm blocked by random people it's like can you fucking grow up? Can you be a fucking adult for once?

we want white cock

Peace and love on planet earth

I;m critical of alllllllll my interests including reading sleeping eating taking a shower etc. I take a nap and then I wake up and go that nap was so problematic and gross lmao dni if you nap uncritically

when he's bisexual and a complete fucking loser...