on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

Is it bad that every time I see your rock band fic update I am reminded of this?

Porque necesitaba una imagen de Sherlock y Mycroft tocando juntos.

DO NOT UNMUTE IF YOU EASILY GET MUSIC LOCKED INTO YOUR MEMORY

I fear, genuinely, for the day far into the future when I'm in court at a crucial moment and this suddenly blasts full volume in my mind.

The caption does not lie. The guy singing even SOUNDS like the dude from the B-52s.

genibibiou is flagged by shinigamieyes

Maurice (James Ivory, 1987)

Hands, 3 of 4 (Alec and Maurice)

Return Of The Saint: S01E07 - Yesterday’s Hero.

Rupert Graves is about 15 there, you know )))

HD-Resolution click here My -(x) and Greg -(x) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mystrade - Typical Items ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well yeah, you already saw the ‘How to draw…’ stuff and that’s the final result of it X°D No long explanations this time, cause just two lil Mystrade artworks XD BUT IDK I think My looks much better ^^°°° What do you think? I think I will add them as prints ASAP anyway too :3

Enjoy <3 :)

#you want to win over a man? compliment his mind not his looks 

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it's also evil

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

You meet god

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

Whole, in one gulp.

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

Father of the Muffin Boy

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

Car's haunted

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

into the sky, where it turns into stars

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

....Ah

i hope no one adds a penis to my vanilla extract......

learning how to draw the birtish government instead of working

Slime molds

Kitty meow five