the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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NO WAY

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

you ever go nonverbal but like... online? too fatigued to reblog anything with tags or interact with people

— Meša Selimović

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

So you're telling me they had a whole "No one else is singing my song" moment as a metaphore for "no one else understands my mental state and troubles" and then Nathaniel literally sings Rebecca's song and she literally says "Someone else is singing my song" while looking at him with stars in her eyes because they want me to go feral, right? That's what they want me to do?

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

And unclench your jaw

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

don’t forget the laundry in your drier

This was very helpful, I took my meds and had a shower.

If you haven’t yet slain thine enemies, take a quick break and do that

If you haven’t yet

slain thine enemies, take a

quick break and do that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Source Xwitter

Yup, my prediction too.

anyway heres the article, he was bedridden for 5 weeks and continues to suffer from fatigue and gastrointestinal issues

Your second thought has always gotta be "this is a corporation trying to make us ridicule their victim, whats the real story here?".

Friend and I are debating whether something is common knowledge or not.

I feel like asking Tumblr specifically if they're aware of a myth that revolves around romantic notions of sacrificing freedom and trusting the person you love to not abuse your trust and being so devoted to someone you'll hand over the most precious thing you own and also hot naked ladies is not a good test of something being common knowledge.

(source: my twt acc that i will not expose here)

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites: