Reblog if you also think Toph shouldn’t have been a cop.

I want to see how “unpopular” this opinion really is outside cop-worshipping Reddit.

Deku and Aang !! They’d be bffs !

getting the house ready for the kittens arrival. i am so nervous. i haven't cared for a kitten in a decade 😳 I'm trying to imagine their tiny little selves walking around and what they might do. the house is so big compared to them. the anticipation is killing me

somehow this is pretty good advice about kittens

lou immediately found a plastic knife under the couch, so.

"A KNIFE!"

"NO!!!"

trick(xie) question

This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years.

this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head

“Notes on skirts and pants”

Source: miyuli on twitter

happy year of the dragon!

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

@jwlzrulezz rhetorical device of the day

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

but if I'M a traumatized kid and YOU'RE a traumatized kid... who's playing the game!?

brb crying, printing this out, and putting it on my wall

a lot of artists dont know what fat bodies look like but they also dont know what muscular bodies look like. they don’t know what ‘average’ weight bodies look like either. honestly im gonna be real some artists can draw the skinniest character humanly possible skinner. its like some secret talent they have

everyone who is reblogging this going ‘oh i do that’.. did you get the impression from this post that is something to be proud of

I can’t believe that this is still going.

i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER

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