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*proceeds to bonk people with a lead pipe* "Ah, so much better, I can actually hear the damage being done."
"Someone should really give me a decent sized lead pipe and then leave me alone... Because I feel the pipe gets messages across better than a random stick."
"I'm sorry, if you're unhappy with the terms of your contract, we can see if there's anything to be done for it." The girl shook her head and shrugged.
Once again she was doing the dirty work for a Devil, ironing out the finer details or a contact while he was off at some fansy-pants party "Infernal contracts can be swung heavily in your favor with the right wording."
We are up to 91 Blobbos completed!
"Can't wait to see how Tobi gets maimed this week." *munches popcorn* "Which appendage will he lose today?"
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For fucks sake please look at the post completely, as that is where my interests in rps are, the fandoms I frequent in, both in the post it's self and in the tags, perhaps you'll find common interest in the list of what you also like, and we could build on from there
Looking for a fellow Roleplayer of sorts, anyone up for it..? DM me if ur interested, and to spread me around it would be cool if you rebloged
-I have RP ideas for Star Wars, DC, Marvel, avatar last Airbender/legend of Korra, TMNT, and HTTYD, Wings Of Fire, Percy Jackson, FNAFSB/FNAF, Gravity Falls, Aphmau, Adventure Time, Hollow Knight,AVATAR,AVATAR WOW, Ninjago,Cuphead, Minecraft,TDP, Undertale/Undertale AUs, Wednesday, LOTR, Hobbit,Rise of the Guardians,Static Shock,Iron Man,Spiderman,Batman(One ver in particular being The Batman,2004), Welcome Home,Pirates of the Caribbean,Transformers,TrollHunter,Hazbin Hotel,Monsters/cryptids, high school/college sorts of rps, 1940s sorta Rps,Mafia, laboratory rps, fantasy, kingdom/royalty types, steampunk types, cowboy/Wild West types, detective types, Superhero, Supervillain, Vigilante, Detective, pirate types, reincarnation types,Outer Space types,Romance, Mystery, Action,angst, apocalyptic, enemies to lovers, forbidden love, aliens, Fandom/Non Fandom(Maybe crossovers depends,) (allot of sub categories in allot of these btw,) , and a few more, I can't fully think of em RN but they exist, are there anything here you may be interested in?
-LGBTQIA+ friendly
-OC friendly (as most likely I'll also be using my OC(s) as well--)
-No length preferences just enough for me to work with- (preferably no one liners- I need meat and bones to rip apart so I can cook you up a good response-)
-18+ interacts
-(I'm a sub)
-Tell me what's your no no's and 👌's, I wanna make the experience good for both of us
-I like using Discord for rps- but I don't mind here
-I do about any and all pairings, and play NB, Male and Female characters, please tell me your preferred pairings
-Please tell me your no no's, and what your eh is with gore and nsfw
-I myself is 18+
-Please feel free to DM me or dm me via discord - soythesaucysquid
-If we have an ongoing rp please tell me bc I sometimes need a konk on the noggin, I'm stupid af- sorry-
My Main (Multi-Fandom muse):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-kqDIlBfwJ7wVu69mQxnza574dNa9S4rMlIxz7h2dOQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
-I RARELY USE CANNON CHARACTERS, UNLESS THEY ARE WITHIN MY KNOWLEDGE ON HOW TO BEST INTERPRET THEM RARE INSTANCE THAT I WOULD PLAY A CANNON CHARACTER- MY GO TO IS OCS-
✨ Also look in the tags, might have stuff that I didn't list up there that I listed down there and vice versa ✨
-This may or may not update over time
((from @deaddoveadventures : 39, 64, 84, 135, 187 ))
D&D!Verse Headcanons!
- 39. Blue.
It's one of her favourite colours. It reminds her of the sky, of the ocean, a strange stag she'd come across from time to time. Blue means being free to go wherever she wants.
And she misses it something awful now she's stuck in the Hells.
- 64. Comfort.
Not something she's accustomed to given most of her short life was spent in the Wilds. Nothing brought her comfort like sitting by a campfire with her beloved Fluffy.
Curling up next to him at night, even now, sooths her immensely and brings a sense of safety like nothing else.
Can't get more comforting than an 800 pound Apex Predator who is the Goodest Boy.
- 84. What if?
What if Tobi hadn't crossed her path? Well, she'd be dead.
If Tobi hadn't decided to find information on the other offspring of the Eclipse Court, he'd never have learned about Violas' existence.
Viola would never have learned the truth about who and what she is, never being whisked away to safety after being told her life was in danger.
Her death would have been brutal and bloody at the hands of another child of the Court, slaughtering her in the hopes of gaining the Archfeys approval.
Dying like another little pawn in his twisted game.
- 135. Innocent.
There isn't a great deal of innocence left in her by the time of her first adventure. It'd been slowly peeled away by living in the wilds, learning about where she came from, living with a Devil who used her as an errend girl.
But she isn't above pretending to be innocent and ignorant to mislead people. Perceived innocence is a big part of why she's survived so long.
187. Fight.
Viola isn't much of a fighter, preferring to avoid a violent altercation if she can help it. But she isn't afraid to get into a scrap if the need arises.
Her First choice for a weapon is a longbow, preferring to keep some distance between her and any attacker. Though she isn't afraid to pull a knife and start stabbing if the need arises
When it comes to fighting she tends to make for higher ground to shoot any attacker. If that isn't an option she'll rely on her size and dexterity to avoid being hit and get in a stab where she can.
In a pinch, she will use the powers bestowed on her by Leruxis. Though she never likes the questions that follow once she's caught using magic associated with Warlocks.
I love playing D&D.
I love putting Tobi and Viola in Situations and then having it carry over to their muse-forms on Tumblr.
Amazing, wonderful. The One Shot today will give me plenty of ammo for poor Viola
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CHRISTMAS SAUSAGE DICK!!! SAUSAGE DICK… MEAT DICK. MEAT DICK, MEAT DICK!!!!!!
MOOTS, THEY FINALLY UNBLOCKED MY POST FROM 2015!!! The fight is over
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"Hay, uh- I talked with the rats, and they said they're won't press charges.. If you teach them how to make cheese."
"Well I don't think we'll be able to meet that two week time frame then, unless they want the information on how to make Gouda, in which case I can have that written up for you in a few minutes."
"They'll take the information and some compensatory Gouda from the store." Sometimes she felt like a negotiator for the animals she helped instead of a well-meaning friend.
Then again, so few understood the language of the beasts besides her "I hope Jonesy has learned a lesson about tormenting subway rats."
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Drakkened yelled out in pain, bending over to clutch at his shin and letting out a few choice bad words. The orc had kicked him belligerently, and he gave her a scowl in return.
“And what was that for exactly?”
"You weren't a good bean!" She snapped back accusingly, though she wasn't entirely sure what he'd done, Viola was certain it wasn't the action of any decent- aligned bean.
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Taking him by the hand the short orc showed surprising strength as she dragged him back outside.
Viola stood on the steps of the fortress and began to scream in the Black Speech. Shouting of Gronks demise at the hands of the Bright Lord and her intent to follow him as their new Overlord.
The clash of weapons died down, and murmurs began to rise. Residents laid down their weapons in surrender, invaders whispered and pointed to the she-orc.
"Double cross me and I will publicly castrate you. Undead or no, I She whispered before squeezing Talions hand and raising it up in a show of victory "And you're spooky friend."
He almost laughed. It was hardly a strong threat when he was dead – wasn’t like he was using it, was he?
“Good luck getting your hands on him.”
He grumbled.
Said spooky friend had gone unusually quiet, likely in the midst of a sulking episode. “But we have a deal. You can count on that.”
The sound of distant fighting slowly died as invading orcs ran to tell their comrades of the Bright Lords victory. Viola sighed in relif, she'd managed to dodge another deathly arrow it seemed.
Her cheery demeanour slowly faded as she started speaking the Black Speech to a few orcs who'd surrendered. It seemed she wasn't about to step back from any power she'd had proper to Talions arrival as the Orcs slowly got up and made their way to another door of the inner fortress.
"There'll be a feast tonight to celebrate our new Overlord. But if you'll excuse me, I need to bring my babies back up here since I'll be staying."
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Viola wasn't there of her own volition, as much as she loved exploring dark and creepy places there was a firm line drawn at any infested with monsters.
Though, she'd managed to somewhat hold her own against the monsters when the kind stranger had come to her aid "I thank you, stranger." The little orc panted and bowed.
"Apologies for the trouble, I'm afraid I've little choice to be out here, errends need doing and I'm not allowed to go back without the stuff."
Getting involved in other people's business really wasn't riley's thing - not unless she was getting paid for it, at least - but something about the way the girl speaks rubs her the wrong way. Wiping the blood from her knife away and sheathing it, riley focuses on the orc again. She tries to be delicate. "on a supply run, I take it? Better to go back to with something than nothing at all...unless your group aren't willing to accept a glass half-full?"
The girl looked puzzled for a second "My group? Oh, no, I'm going solo for this stupid errand. Everything takes forever if I bring an Imp along to help."
No, Viola learned the hard way that sometimes risking a bit of danger was better than bringing others and drawing in constant danger.. That and the little fuckers stopped to eat whatever they killed.
Not being familiar with the area the orc was already behind schedule, perhaps some help wouldn't be so bad for once "My master is something of an alchemist, needs a list of unusual things for his latest nonsense." There was no nice way of explaining what Leruxis did in his little lab.
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^^ Large Assortment of Headcanon Exploration ^^
Send me a number, and I will write a headcanon based on that word.
If sending to a mutlimuse, please specify the muse you would like me to write for.
"The snow has melted, the birds are tweeting, and I can start hunting properly again!"
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"Hay, uh- I talked with the rats, and they said they're won't press charges.. If you teach them how to make cheese."
"I'm happy to oblige that," Tyson said. "And again, I'm very sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm sure Jonesy is ALSO apologetic."
The orange cat licked his wounds, growling a response. "Forty two percent at least."
She turned back to the rats and crouched down, nodding as they squeaked and waved their little paws. Could she really understand them or was the girl just a tad delusional?
"Mhh, well, that fourty-two percent is more than others, apparently. So, they'll accept. But the cheese thing has to be done in a fortnight." She relayed to him "Or they'll eat Jonesy."
Jonesy hissed as he scampered into the kitchen. "Well it depends on the little sirs and madams and funny third thing palate and distinguished tastes. The cheese shop down the way claims that finely aged cheeses take weeks to months to properly age. But I know a recipe for making cheese in a third of a day, if you don't mind it being a beginner cheese making tutorial. It will be something you fine fellows would be able to make in a pinch."
Viola nodded, she knew a bit about cheese, all rodents loved to talk about it and it was a surefire way to get off on the right paw with them.
Speaking with the rats once more she shook her head and gestured to Tyson, and the rats all seemed to nod at that "They'd like a Gouda cheese, aged approximately twelve weeks, milk has to come from local cows that live free and happy." She explained the rats request