Parabatri in the wild
Harry, Matt, and Isaiah filming an episode of their new reality series “Parabatri” out in the wilderness. They have to survive with very little supplies, and this, is what happens.
- Harry and Isaiah decide to hunt for fish to eat but fucking Matt names every trout in the riverbank and catches feelings. (He claims he’ll snack on bark)
- Isaiah challenges Matthew to a fish cook off and suddenly Matt’s competitive and kills poor tina and rob (the fish)
- “Leafy greens” is an inside joke regarding an experience of filming the episode
- Isaiah is running around naked
- Harry sits by the fire with his head in his hands, questioning what the fuck went wrong in his life to agree to this.
- Matt’s flapping his arms like the wings of a gorrila bird, squawking at the animals. “It’s his mating call”
- Isaiah somehow locates a horse, and sits his naked butt on top of it with only a few rows of leaves covering his privates while staring into the camera like he’s on the office (Old spice music plays in the background)
- Matt’s running around in the background of Isaiah’s scene, Gorrila bird still activated.
- Harry becomes one with nature, and starts break dancing to “Welcome to the jungle”
- Matt adopted a grasshopper and named it “Pete”
- Code names : Isaiah = Tarzan
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