So when was anyone going to tell me that lip actually did eat apple strudel and drank schnapps when he was sick with pneumonia and that wasn’t just some speirton fic hc that we all came up with?

Like you’re actually telling me that him and speirs literally lived out the “one bed” scenario in real fucking life and I’m just learning this now ???

I really sat here reading fics being like ‘haha, oh yes, one bed, don’t forget the potato schnapps my clever fandom friends’ IT WAS REAL THE WHOLE TIME

Episodes 1-5 of Band of Brothers but it's just Gene's medic scenes

we need to talk abt norm for a minute cuz bro is HEAVENLY 🙏🙏

like UGHHHHH-

Rewatched The Phantom Menace

they were literally looking at web like this

"The worst thing about treating those combat boys from the Great War wasn't that they had had their flesh torn. It was that they had had their souls torn out. I don't want to look in your eyes someday and see no spark, no love, no... No life. That would break my heart."

(Screencaps by @itstheheebiejeebies)

my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!

You guys will never believe what just happened to me

What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar

Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me

this is the opposite of a controversial opinion

it's a versial opinion

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

band of brothers text posts 9/?

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

Band of Brothers ▸ 1x01 "Currahee"

did he have to stand so gay here

however, if you really have your heart set on gigantic extinct canids and nothing else will do, don’t fret! look to the even more ancient canine family Borophaginae, the Bone-Crushing Dogs! they are here for YOU when you need them :)

Buppy

WHO’S A GOOD BONE CRUSHING DOG

“Epicyon” means “more than a dog”

“WOOF.”

<car alarms going off in a three block radius>