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@mxmollusca / mxmollusca.tumblr.com

Writer | DM | they/them | AuDHD | ace-spec | Totally Normal for Rhys Darby Tumblr Association | gay pirates | marine invertebrates | astronomy | cryptids | cosmic horror | machine feelings | header art from @eefaevie
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I write things. Here are a few of them:

Pairing: Blackbonnet

Rating: T

Summary: My piece for the A to Z of Ed Teach Zine, featuring the letter N for Ned, in which I predict Ed's catboy era before season two gifted us with the bell collar and onesie. Canon-divergent post season one, in a universe where Ed and Stede make it back to the Revenge and resume pirating.

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Pairing: Blackbonnet

Rating: M

Summary: Innkeepers-era horror-comedy told from the POV of the house spider who lives in the inn. Think Charlotte's Web meets Home Alone.

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Pairing: Blackbonnet

Rating: E

Summary: Stede Bonnet is a former professor of folklore and aspiring YouTube personality trying to find the Mothman.

Edward Teach is an ex-astronomer just trying to find a way out of small-town West Virginia.

Little do they know that what they actually find will change them both forever.

Written in collaboration with @zacharybosch and @eefaevie!

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The Scientific Findings of E. Teach, Stedeologist series:

Pairing: Blackbonnet

Rating: E

Summary: Stede is cursed to grow tentacles whenever he gets wet, and Ed is a huge, horny nerd about it. The story answers the question: "What if a body that changes is fine, actually?"

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The Starry Eyes and Counting Down to Zero series:

Pairing: Blackbonnet

Rating: M

Summary: Ed is an engineer aboard the Revenge, an interplanetary research vessel on a multi-year mission to study Jupiter's moon Europa. An accident requires that Ed awaken from cryostasis over six months early, and finds his only companion to be Stede, the ship's onboard AI. They develop an unconventional friendship, but is it possible to have more?

This is classic mutual pining with a sci-fi twist, inspired by all of my favorite stories about the nature of personhood.

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Pairing: Vianton

Rating: M

Summary: Musings on humanity, monstrosity, and buttons, or:

Anton self-actualizes, with a little help from a friend.

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Pairing: Blackbonnet

Rating: E

Summary: A collaborative Choose Your Own Adventure story full of feelings, smut, a sprinkling of angst, a generous helping of nonsense, and a whole lot of amazing writing and art by 16 different writers and artists!

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My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”

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moreglitter

finally a strong female character who doesn't shave her legs

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todaysbird

as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

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wrentit

there was a study done in 2015 that shows an even greater possible yearly divide than the 2012 one

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foone

This is why we need to keep cats indoors and switch to linux.

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bathroomcube

back from the hospital

only reason im telling you this is because on the wristband they gave me they had a pronouns section but instead of just putting down my pronouns there was a barcode you could scan

its just a very funny visual. probably real as fuck for some of you

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jp-nichts

Hey, hey wake up! New pronouns just dropped for pride month!!!

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mxmollusca

Finally, a good fucking gender construct

Here's mine:

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