I write things. Here are a few of them:
Pairing: Blackbonnet
Rating: T
Summary: My piece for the A to Z of Ed Teach Zine, featuring the letter N for Ned, in which I predict Ed's catboy era before season two gifted us with the bell collar and onesie. Canon-divergent post season one, in a universe where Ed and Stede make it back to the Revenge and resume pirating.
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Pairing: Blackbonnet
Rating: M
Summary: Innkeepers-era horror-comedy told from the POV of the house spider who lives in the inn. Think Charlotte's Web meets Home Alone.
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Pairing: Blackbonnet
Rating: E
Summary: Stede Bonnet is a former professor of folklore and aspiring YouTube personality trying to find the Mothman.
Edward Teach is an ex-astronomer just trying to find a way out of small-town West Virginia.
Little do they know that what they actually find will change them both forever.
Written in collaboration with @zacharybosch and @eefaevie!
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The Scientific Findings of E. Teach, Stedeologist series:
Pairing: Blackbonnet
Rating: E
Summary: Stede is cursed to grow tentacles whenever he gets wet, and Ed is a huge, horny nerd about it. The story answers the question: "What if a body that changes is fine, actually?"
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The Starry Eyes and Counting Down to Zero series:
Pairing: Blackbonnet
Rating: M
Summary: Ed is an engineer aboard the Revenge, an interplanetary research vessel on a multi-year mission to study Jupiter's moon Europa. An accident requires that Ed awaken from cryostasis over six months early, and finds his only companion to be Stede, the ship's onboard AI. They develop an unconventional friendship, but is it possible to have more?
This is classic mutual pining with a sci-fi twist, inspired by all of my favorite stories about the nature of personhood.
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Pairing: Vianton
Rating: M
Summary: Musings on humanity, monstrosity, and buttons, or:
Anton self-actualizes, with a little help from a friend.
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Pairing: Blackbonnet
Rating: E
Summary: A collaborative Choose Your Own Adventure story full of feelings, smut, a sprinkling of angst, a generous helping of nonsense, and a whole lot of amazing writing and art by 16 different writers and artists!