fire in the hole

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

✂️🎞️💕❤️🤘🏻

BRB gotta find a metal head girl to scissor and watch sapphic movies with

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

hades 1 is leaving home (which is why it has iliad characters) hades 2 is homecoming (which is why it has odyssey characters) send tweet send tweet

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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can people stop saying insane things on this post

some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media

funniest possible advice

JUSTIFIED 1.13

me: (making a mistake) (eating a hot piece of potato right out of the oven) (breathing and chewing with my mouth open) HAAAAAAFASASFAFHAA

my gf: (in a completely different room) … what is that sound? are you eating a hot potato?

WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you

We need to bring back children’s programming that focuses on reading. I’m so serious

WE NEED THEM BACK ‼️‼️‼️

fun fact there's a political reason for less learning shows--the push for advertising in children's entertainment and deregulation surrounding it

a mary oliver quote that peeled me like a fruit

Twenty One Pilots - Overcompensate (Official Video)