jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.
neptune 🤍💫
Mercury 🤩
me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down
I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.
i love pressing force quit when things take too long on my computer #giveup
This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here
Facebook, whatsapp, insta and fb messenger are down. Once again we triumph in the sewers of tumblr
they’re on a coffee date
📝🐝
May i take your order?
every male celebrity stands like this on the red carpet
This post has crossed my dash multiple times and every time I see it theres a different picture of a generic white male celebrity
Bear in mind, though, that the Hannibal Lecter pose wasn’t made by filming a serial killer, it was made by telling experienced actor Sir Anthony Hopkins to stand as though someone were looking at him like an animal in a zoo exhibit, and he went, “oh, I know this one.” It’s Red Carpet Pose all the way down.
actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long
Tumblr social security benefits for geriatric blogs
I’m so glad tumblr is my social media of choice because kids on tiktok have to write like this
Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.
I’m dying of laughter
IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING
good morning little gay people in my phone
