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la reina de la luna

@lying-to-my-diary / lying-to-my-diary.tumblr.com

dia. 19. she/her. professional weenie and part-time disaster.
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5 year old: 🎼 Bob the builder can he fix it?!

Edgy 5 year old:

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september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

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onlyanhell

well i COULD be rich by now but my dumbass 13 yr old self make a tumblr to cry about one direction instead of making a youtube to talk about back-to-school clothes…..so….. take that up with her

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every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you

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how does ABBA have so many bangers

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

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sketiana

‘gay tv is bad for the kids’ bitch every fucking straight ‘comedy’ show stars a lazy sexist husband that drinks beer and hates his wife id rather my kids watch queer eye where grown men are respectful and kind as all men fucking should be. yall homophobic assholes are so scared of your kids “turning gay” that you let them turn into fucking monsters that will eventually plague our society just like youre doing now

half of straight culture is hating your SO but gay culture is about loving and cherishing your SO and y’all still say it’s bad for kids? smh

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when yall say you love girls, you better be including yourself too!

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