the concept of sending william shatner to space just because he was in space on tv is so hilarious. let’s send the dunkirk guy to war next
muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance
It took 97 years but the Philippines finally has its first-ever Olympic gold medal. Hidilyn Diaz made herstory after winning the women’s 55kg for weightlifting at Tokyo 2020.
You are the best😭
“i was very surprised. he was very energetic from the beginning. i didn’t know he was a coach. but now i know why he went crazy. next time, i’ll make sure that i’ll hold on to him.”
LORDE - SOLAR POWER - JUNE 21 2021
DEADPOOL 2 + MCU references
@arianagrande: 5.15.21 🤍
elliotpage Trans bb’s first swim trunks #transjoy #transisbeautiful
maybe if you didn't want to fall through my trapdoor into the rat infested dungeons below you shouldn't have walked onto the rug i carefully placed over it to hide it. rookie mistake.
joke’s on you. i meant to do that. i fucking love rats
guards! take him to the dungeon cell without any rats in it
the amount of "tessa thompson, rita ora and taika waititi in a polyam relationship wasnt on my bingo card" jokes i had to endure today - tessa i'm sending you my therapy bill
Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
Chris Hemsworth realizing he's gonna have to break his back carrying the "thunder" in "Love and Thunder" because everybody else already got the love
Idk about you guys but I really enjoyed twenty one pilots: the musical