The absolutely funniest thing on the internet is these comments from heterosexual men under the "Henry Cavill reads thirst tweets" video

I’m printing this tweet and putting it on my desk

I got a lot of messages from hates of my unofficial app for Ao3.

As they wanted, my app is already down.

For all of you to know - the app wasn’t really even covering expenses to its survival. And accessing all works was free. Those who wanted could donate to help develop app and infrastructure for notifications, recommendations etc.

I’ve got permission from Transformative Works to parse their website and that was absolutely LEGAL and discussed.

Not a single work was stored anywhere and I don’t even have any web site. App was just a parser (haters, please educate yourself what parsing is). It was just displaying works stored on AO3 and had all FREE access.  

I had to remove my app because of massive bullying. Bombarding me with thousands of reports on app store at night when I was sleeping (how honest and fair).

Sorry to everyone who used my app. Please go ask haters why they are so aggressive, you see, thats absolutely not my wish to delete the app.

I’ve put a lot of my heart, time and my own money into creative this app and now it’s time to let go.

Now when the app is down, leave me alone because I will not reply any of you any more. Bye.

T0T

I believe in you

I loved that app, you did a good job.

Sorry your app was taken down from rampant misunderstanding.

I see what you were trying to do from a fan’s point of view.

I hope this doesn’t put you down in a depressive state.

From a “fan’s point of view”…they stole content. None of the authors gave consent to having their works on an unaffiliated (unofficial) app that was charging a “donation” aka subscription fee and had ads for something the authors post for free.

I certainly didn’t. And yet 26 of my stories that I worked hard on (and that, according to AO3, I own the copyrights for) were on there. My hard work was stolen, and so was the hard work of countless other authors who are rightfully mad about this.

The “bullying” is these authors announcing that their work was stolen and saying that it is within their rights to take legal action to get their work taken down. Or people getting upset because someone profiting off of Fanworks (aside from being upset that OP was profiting off of OTHER PEOPLE’S hard work without their knowledge or consent like mentioned before) is illegal in a whole other issue that can get fanwriters sued and sent Cease and Desist orders from companies like Disney, or individual authors like Ann Rice did before AO3 existed to fight for our rights…which they cannot do if there’s anyone making profits off of the Fanworks they write. You can link a kofi for donations from your tumblr, but you legally cannot put your Fanworks behind a paywall or anything like that, and you can’t link it to your AO3.

If OP wasn’t charging any money (not having ads or a donation/subscription fee) I wouldn’t have been so upset. I know there’s a risk of my writing being stolen when I post things to be read for free online. It’s shitty and I’d still be hurt if it happened, but it’s a risk I understand is there because unfortunately some people just suck and steal content like fanart or fanfic. But I’m not making any money off of my work. I don’t even have a kofi or anything, so people couldn’t donate to me even if they wanted to. I get “paid” in kudos and likes and reblogs and comments, and I’m the one actually writing these works.

Why should someone else get any kind of monetary compensation for my works without my consent or knowledge of it?

And again…if they weren’t charging anything or allowing ads? Most people would not have been so upset. Irked and hurt and requesting that their work be taken off the app? Yeah, probably. That’s our right as creators to control where our content is posted and to not want our work posted elsewhere without our permission. But flagging the apps and demanding they be taken down and “bullying” OP? That (probably) wouldn’t have happened.

There’s a lot of things OP did wrong. A lot of us just wanted an apology and for them to admit their mistake and take down the works they stole.

But OP wasn’t answering any messages that were sent, so the people OP hurt did what they had to do to regain control of the works that were stolen that they put a lot of effort into. And in this case? It was flagging the app and getting it “removed” (put in quotations because I’ve seen from other users that the app wasn’t removed, just region locked so it can’t be accessed in the US anymore…I can’t personally confirm that but people should be aware it might still be accessible in other countries).

TLDR: OP is playing the victim after the writers whose works they stole and AO3 (the real victims) got upset with them and informed them they were stealing content and infringing on trademarks and that their app had to either be taken down or they would take legal action.

If any real bullying took place like death threats being sent (which i have seen zero proof of and am inclined to believe doesn’t exist at all) then that sucks and is immature and shouldn’t have happened. But none of this should have happened in the first place and I have a hard time feeling sorry for OP when they can’t be mature enough to admit their mistake and genuinely apologize for hurting people even if it wasn’t their intention. If they could do that, I would be way more sympathetic

Preach. No one needs to pay money for something that can be accessed for free already. Even if it’s all completely legal, it’s a shitty money making scheme. AO3 is fine as it is, it doesn’t need your app.

Reblogging for the replies.

Dear OP:

me casting evil spirits out of me home

“ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”

Omens Chapter 1

Hey babies! So, this is something I have been working on recently. I was inspired by Locke & Key. This will lead to some deliciously dirty things. I hope you all enjoy it and I’m a little rusty so be gentle lol! 

My work contains content for readers 18+!

Sabrina is sitting in bed looking through a spell book for the separation spell Prudence was telling her about for Nick when suddenly, she felt the heat in the room rise and a fiery ring appears around the boy made of clay, Caliban.

Sabrina, in shock, grabs her bed sheet and pulls them up to her neck to cover herself even though she is fully clothed, “Caliban!” she whisper screams. “What in heaven are you doing in my room? What if I wasn’t…decent?” 

Caliban beams at the thought of Sabrina’s bare skin on his. “Have you thought anymore about my offer?” he asks walking to the side of her bed. He sits down and pulls the sheet down exposing her lace and cotton pajama shorts and tank top. “When you are the Queen of Hell, ruling by my side you will learn to be bolder and wear,” He pauses, “less when you go to bed with me.”

Sabrina gives Caliban a look of surprise and sits up further resting her back against the bed’s headboard, “You mean proposal Caliban? Don’t make this sound better by calling it an offer and I will wear what I want to bed.”

Caliban rolls his eyes at her last statement, “You are no longer with the warlock. Is it about the mortal that is in love with you? Are you still in love with him?”

“For fucks sake Caliban; since when did you become such a chatty Cathy?” Sabrina asks in frustration. “No this has nothing to do with Nick or Harvey, who is still in a relationship with my best friend, by the way. I can’t marry you because I’m still a teenager for one and I don’t know if I want to be the queen of Hell.”

“But it’s your birthright.” Caliban’s eyes rack down Sabrina’s body now admiring her lacy cotton pajamas. He can’t focus on anything but the exposed skin on her legs. “I know I effect you in ways others have not. Just let me show you how good I can make you feel.” His warm fingers travel up her pale legs. He leans in closer, his hands, now burning, the further they move and drift up her thighs. “Just let me show you…my queen.”

Sabrina gasps and puts her hand on his, “stop Caliban. I can’t do this. Give me some time to think about all this okay. I promise I’ll consider but you have to go now.”

Caliban smirks as he rises off the bed, “Until next time Sabrina Morningstar.” He disappears in the fiery ring.

Sabrina throws her body back and lands on her pillows with a huff, putting her hands over her face and breaths deep. “What else do you want to throw at me Satan?” She says sarcastically. The landline in her room rings and Sabrina sits up in shock. It’s ten thirty at night, who is calling at this hour?

“Hello” Sabrina answers the phone.

“Brina” Roz says with a sniff.

“Roz? What’s going on? Are you crying?”

“Harvey and I broke up”

“Roz oh no. What happened girl?”

“He is still in love with you. I know this isn’t your fault and I’m coming to you because I need my best friend right now. We were about to- you know- do it and the Cunning kept showing me when you two were together in the past. I couldn’t let myself be with him if he still had feelings for you.”

Sabrina is in shock at Roz’s admission, “Roz-I-I’m-ugh-I’m so sorry, I don’t know what to say.” The line is quiet for a while until Sabrina says, “I am here for you…anything you need. Like you said I am your best friend and I will always be here for you.” 

While Sabrina is on the phone with Roz the idea of Harvey being single again nag at her thoughts. She keeps thinking of ways to contact him to see how he is.

I could go to Baxter High tomorrow and watch his basketball game with Theo, Sabrina contemplates. Or maybe I could call him when I get off the phone with Roz. Does that make me the shittiest friend ever? No, it doesn’t!  Harvey is one of my best friends just like Roz and Theo.

Sabrina just then, has to push the memory of their last frenzied make out session out of her head. 

She and Roz stay on the phone catching up for about an hour or so talking about everything from Theo and Robin to what happening to her and Nick. Both girls drift to sleep on each end of the phone. 

Later that night, Sabrina’s dreams are filled with the memories of Harvey’s lean body pushing up against hers; the eagerness in his touch when he slides his cool hands up her shirt, his hardness pushing up against her ass when he stayed over one night without her aunties knowing.

In Sabrina’s dream Harvey is shirtless and on his knees in front of her. Sabrina leans back onto the fluffy pillows and Harvey disappears in between her thighs. Sabrina dips her hands into Harvey’s thick brown hair, “fuck Harvey. When did you learn…this?”

The doorknob to her room starts to turn and in walks Nick, “this looks like fun. Can I join? Is that something you want Spellman?” Nick’s voice echoes Spellman over and over again.

“Spellman.” Sabrina hears again, this time as she is pulled from sleep.

“Spellman.” She hears her name again, this time louder. Sabina sits up in bed and palms at the nightstand to turn her lamp on. She rubs her eyes with the back of her hands to clear her sleep-filled vision.

“Nick? What are you doing here? Is everything ok?” Sabrina is extremely confused as to why Nick was there, and she is a bit frazzled because she just woke up from a sex dream involving her two most recent ex-boyfriends.

Nick sits down in his usual spot on Sabrina’s bed, “Are you astral projecting?” She asks pushing her hand out to touch him. “No, I went through a portal. I needed to see you, feel you. I’m an idiot Sabrina. My life is better with you in it. I will earn your trust back I swear to Satan I will.” 

Sabrina can’t tell if all of this feels rushed because she just woke from sleep or if Nick sounds desperate to be back with her. “I’m not asking you to make a decision now to take me back but please give it some thought. I love you Sabrina. You made me feel real love.” Nick leans in and kisses Sabrina before she can get a word out, “I missed you so much. Let me make this up to you. I’ll take care of you babe.” Nick says in between rushed kisses.

Nick’s hands were roaming her body, cupping her breasts, pulling her hips closer to his. She can feel his hard cock, through his black jeans, pushing up against her pussy. “I want you Spellman.”

Sabrina starts to lose herself in the moment until the thought of Caliban’s offer and the palpable sexual tension between them slows her enthusiasm. Then, the phone call with Roz about Harvey starts replaying in her head. This brought the passion to a full stop. Finally, she remembered walking in on Nick and those two sex demons, “Nick stop. Stop Nick.”

Nick hesitates and she pushes herself away from him, “listen I’m glad you understand how much of an idiot you were and that you want us to be together again but I am going to take some time to think about all of this. You hurt me Nick, more than any other person I let into my heart. I need you to go. I’ll see you at the Academy and we can talk about all of this after I have had some time to think.”

Nick pulls himself away from her, “I’m sorry Sabrina, for everything. I promise I will never hurt you again.” Nick kisses her one last time before standing, “I’ll let you get some sleep.” Nick walks toward the mirror at her vanity, mumbles a few lines of a spell and walks through.

When Sabrina woke the next morning, she took a moment to lay in bed and replay the craziness that happened the night before. She can’t help but remember how sexy her dream was when Harvey was buried between her legs and Nick walked in wanting to join. She would be lying if she didn’t think about the three of them together, often.

I’m going to need some advice on this. Sabrina thinks to herself.

After showering, getting dressed, putting some make up on and doing her hair, Sabrina was finally ready to tackle the day but not without finding her cousin first.

Sabrina pads down the stairs quickly approaching the basement/mortuary door, “Ambrose!” Sabrina yells. “Ambrose are you down there, I need your help.” She waits for a response and hears nothing.

Sabrina turns on her heels and heads into the kitchen, “hey Aunt Z. Hey Aunt Hilda. Have either of you seen Ambrose lately?” Aunt Z is sitting at the kitchen table reading the Greendale newspaper and smoking a cigarette, her usual breakfast. Aunt Z shakes her head no, which is unlike her. Usually anytime Aunt Z can give her opinion about where someone is spending their time or what they are doing, she gives it. 

“Ugh darling don’t mind Zelda. She thinks some bad omens are reveling themselves around Greendale and she is trying to figure somethings out. Ambrose mentioned meeting Luke at Dorian’s for a morning cocktail.” 

Of course, Ambrose is drinking already. It’s not even 10:30. Sabrina thinks to herself.

Is everything okay dear?” Aunt Hilda asks while frying some eggs in a pan. 

“Yeah I just need to talk to him about, ugh, cousin stuff.” Sabrina says as she grabs her cloak and runs out the door heading for Dorian’s.

When Sabrina walks into to Dorian’s she scans the room for Ambrose. She hated that no matter what time of day it was the popular watering hole always seemed to keep it patrons there much longer than they intended to stay originally.

“Looking for your cousin?” Dorian asks from behind the bar. He is carefully setting up an absinthe drip for an alumnus of the Academy.

“Over there.” He nods his head in the direction of the lounge area in the back.

Sabrina walks back to see her cousin with Luke, her least favorite of Ambrose’s recent partners. Luke was a devious skeeze ball in Sabrina’s opinion.  

“Hey Luke. Hey Ambrose, I need your help with something.”

“Hello cousin. What can I help you with? A potion? A spell?” Ambrose asks nodding at Luke who is getting up to get another round for he and Ambrose.

“Boys, I need your advice with boys Ambrose.” Sabrina says taking a seat in Luke’s spot on the loveseat next to Ambrose.

“Boys? As in plural? Who?” Ambrose asks sitting up straighter in his chair, obviously more interested now.

“Well Caliban just asked me to marry him so we can run Hell together. Nick and I broke up but now he wants to get back together and Roz called me last night crying because she and Harvey broke up because he was still in love with me.”

Ambrose’s eyes widen and a sinister smile appears across his face, “well that’s a lot to unpack cousin.” The dashingly handsome warlock takes a long sip of his drink before offering his solution. “Why don’t you just date all of them, give them all a try.” He says with a cheeky smile.

“Ambrose!” Sabrina’s cheeks blushing red. “What kind of girl do you think I am?”

Sabrina is happy she kept the threesome dream to herself. If only Ambrose really knew the kind of girl, my subconscious wanted me to be. Sabrina thinks to herself.

Ambrose laughs, “you look like the kind of girl with a lot of options. You are young and powerful witch. I’m sure you can figure it out.” He finishes with a wink as Luke walks back and hands Ambrose another rocks glass full of a dark blue liquid. 

Sabrina takes some time to think about what Ambrose said, “Why don’t you just date all of them.” She laughs at Ambrose’s solution until a realization hits, I am, potentially, going to be the queen of Hell and the queen of hell can have whatever and whoever she wishes. But, on the other hand, I am also Sabrina Spellman, a levelheaded, modern woman who won’t let men dictate her life.

“Maybe I should take control of this situation and grab the devil by the horns.” Sabrina says aloud.

Sabrina needed to see Harvey before she makes her final decision on how to proceed so, naturally Baxter High is her next stop.

Sabrina finds Harvey as he is leaving his Physics class to go to his free period, “Harvey,” she calls. Harvey turns around and his eyes brighten when he sees her, “Brina? What are you doing here?”

“It’s your free period, right?” She asks even though she knew the answer.

“Yeah. Is everything okay?” Harvey’s face looks concerned as Sabrina walks him into the library.

“Roz told me what happened.” Harvey’s face falls.

“Oh-uh-yeah, I mean, what exactly did she tell you?” Harvey asking for clarification, not wanting to give more away than what was already said.

“She told me that you two broke up because the Cunning kept showing her…us…from before.” Sabrina explains not able to hold Harvey’s eye contact.

“I really wanted to come by to make sure you were okay.” It is quiet for a moment, “Are you okay Harvey?” Sabrina questions. 

Harvey nods, “I just feel so bad, you know. I really thought I loved Roz. I mean I do love Roz. I don’t know. You and I were great until all of the witchy stuff but part of me knows I’ll always love you Brina.” Harvey’s confession is all Sabrina needs to hear before her mind is made up.

“Harvey can I come see you tonight after your basketball game, say around nine?” Sabrina asks.

“Yeah where?” Harvey asks confused at Sabrina’s sudden change of tone.

“Your place.” Sabrina says and left quickly before Harvey could protest.

Harvey rushes out of the shower, still wet and with a towel wrapped around his waist. He is kicking dirty clothes under the bed and pushing a pile of shoes into his closet trying to make his room presentable for Sabrina.

It’s 8:59 as Harvey is pulling a pair of jeans on, when he notices the temperature in the room rising. Suddenly, a ring of fire appears in the middle of his room and lo and behold Caliban emerges from the flames. Harvey is so startled by the intrusion he stumbles back into his easel, knocking it over.

“Dude what the hell? What are you doing in my room?” Harvey yells making his way back to his feet.

Before Caliban can answer Nick appears in the opposite corner of Harvey’s room. Both Harvey and Caliban look at each other and then at Nick, “What is going on here?” Harvey says, obviously frustrated and confused.

Sabrina walks into Harvey’s room, “hey sorry guys, I would have been here sooner, but I got stuck talking to your dad Harvey.”

Sabrina scans the room trying to feel out the tension. “Well I guess we should get started.”

“Get started with what?” Nick asks.

“Yes, why did you summon me here?” Caliban follows.

“I have a proposal of my own for all of you. I know all three of you have feelings for me and I wouldn’t be being honest with myself if I said I didn’t have feelings for each of you in some way. So, why don’t I date all three of you?”

Sabrina’s eyes dart from Harvey, to Nick to Caliban trying to gauge their reactions.

Caliban is overly confident in his ability to win Sabrina over and answers quickly, “works for me.” He smirks, running a hand through his messy, blonde hair. His green eyes scanning her body.

Caliban is the best example of a bad boy out of this group. He is a shameless flirt with a direct line to Hell. Sabrina has already heard rumors about his talents in the bedroom and was curious herself.

Nick shoots Caliban an irritated look, “if that is what you want Sabrina, I’m down.”

Nick knows he has some serious work to do with Sabrina. He would be lying if he said he wasn’t jealous after seeing his girl spend so much time with Caliban after they broke up. He knew he had to spend more time with her, like old times, to win her back.

“Ugh Brina can I talk to you for a second?” Harvey asks trying to piece together what she is implying.

“What is it mortal? Don’t think you can measure up?” Caliban teases Harvey, who is now clenching his teeth.

“Guys there are qualities I love about each of you and I think I would be doing myself a disservice if I only chose one of you to be with until I give you all a chance. If I can figure out how to split my time between Baxter High, The Academy and Hell, I can sure as heaven figure out how to split my time between you three.”

Sabrina takes a step closer to Harvey, “if you don’t want to do this Harvey I- “ she says in a hushed whisper, not wanting to embarrass Harvey any further with the other guys

“No!” Harvey abruptly cuts her off, “it’s not that- I ugh- I’m down.” He says not wanting to finish his thought.

Harvey looked over at Nick who he has heard stories about orgies and sex demons. Nick is way more experienced than him and he knew it.

Harvey didn’t know much about Caliban, but he could see the hunger in his eyes for Sabrina. Harvey was still a virgin. Roz stopped everything the night they were supposed to have sex because of her visions. He knew he was the least experienced by far, but he had known Sabrina for so long and he truly loved her.

“Great, okay then. Let me do some thinking on how we should, ugh, schedule things and I’ll get back to you guys.”

Sabrina leans into Caliban and kisses him on the cheek. His skin is hot against Sabrina’s lips, “until next time my queen.” and he smirks before disappearing in his fiery ring.

Sabrina moves down the line and places a kiss on Nick’s cheek. Nick winks at her and said, “you know where to find me Spellman. I’ll be around.” His astral projection disappears with a smile.

The tension in the room is obvious as Harvey speaks, “Brina, I don’t know what you are expecting out of this. You know I’m still a virgin and I can’t give you what they can.”

Sabrina leans into Harvey, his arms slid around her back and he places a sweet kiss on her head. The feeling of his lean body is familiar and comfortable. “This isn’t all about sex. I care about all of you and I don’t want to cut anyone out of my life if we can do this a different way.”

Harvey looks down and smiles at Sabrina, “okay, but Brina, if this becomes too much just say the word.”

Sabrina nods at Harvey’s promise of protection and places a kiss on his cheek before she turns and walks away.

After, Sabrina leaves Harvey’s and is walking up the moonlit driveway towards her house, she notices a single black butterfly floating alongside her. The butterfly gets closer and closer every step she takes until it lands on her shoulder. 

Sabrina walks into the house and sees Aunt Z in the foyer, “Sabrina what in Satan’s name do you have on you? Is that a black butterfly?” Aunt Z lunges toward Sabrina, swats the butterfly down and steps on it for good measure.

Sabrina is wildly confused at her Aunt’s behavior. It is, well, was just a butterfly. She thinks to herself.

“Aunt Z!” Sabrina yells as Aunt Hilda pads in.

“What is going on in here?” Aunt Hilda asks looking between Sabrina and Zelda.

“Another omen sister. Sabrina walked in this house with a black butterfly on her shoulder.” Zelda points at the squished insect on the hardwood floor. Hilda covers her mouth and takes a step back to get a better look.

“Oh dear. How did you happen to come across a thing like that darling?” Hilda asks Sabrina while inspecting the smashed insect.

“I was walking home from Harvey’s and as I turned onto our driveway it landed on my shoulder and it stayed with me until Aunt Z killed it.” Sabrina explains to Hilda.

Aunt Z throws her hands in the air, “I knew it, something wicked is brewing in this town. Something bad is coming.” 

Sabrina asks confused, “What are you talking about Aunt Z?”

Hilda answers, “Black butterflies are typically an omen for death. Let’s get you upstairs. We are going to need to get you in an herb bath to undo whatever that critter did to you.”

Aunt Z storms off into the kitchen mumbling rants under her breath, “chop chop let’s get this done. Upstairs you go. I’ll grab the herbs and be right up.” Hilda disappears into the kitchen.

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Hi I’m ready for chapter 2 already cause this story is amazing

Omens Chapter 1

Hey babies! So, this is something I have been working on recently. I was inspired by Locke & Key. This will lead to some deliciously dirty things. I hope you all enjoy it and I’m a little rusty so be gentle lol! 

My work contains content for readers 18+!

Sabrina is sitting in bed looking through a spell book for the separation spell Prudence was telling her about for Nick when suddenly, she felt the heat in the room rise and a fiery ring appears around the boy made of clay, Caliban.

Sabrina, in shock, grabs her bed sheet and pulls them up to her neck to cover herself even though she is fully clothed, “Caliban!” she whisper screams. “What in heaven are you doing in my room? What if I wasn’t…decent?” 

Caliban beams at the thought of Sabrina’s bare skin on his. “Have you thought anymore about my offer?” he asks walking to the side of her bed. He sits down and pulls the sheet down exposing her lace and cotton pajama shorts and tank top. “When you are the Queen of Hell, ruling by my side you will learn to be bolder and wear,” He pauses, “less when you go to bed with me.”

Sabrina gives Caliban a look of surprise and sits up further resting her back against the bed’s headboard, “You mean proposal Caliban? Don’t make this sound better by calling it an offer and I will wear what I want to bed.”

Caliban rolls his eyes at her last statement, “You are no longer with the warlock. Is it about the mortal that is in love with you? Are you still in love with him?”

“For fucks sake Caliban; since when did you become such a chatty Cathy?” Sabrina asks in frustration. “No this has nothing to do with Nick or Harvey, who is still in a relationship with my best friend, by the way. I can’t marry you because I’m still a teenager for one and I don’t know if I want to be the queen of Hell.”

“But it’s your birthright.” Caliban’s eyes rack down Sabrina’s body now admiring her lacy cotton pajamas. He can’t focus on anything but the exposed skin on her legs. “I know I effect you in ways others have not. Just let me show you how good I can make you feel.” His warm fingers travel up her pale legs. He leans in closer, his hands, now burning, the further they move and drift up her thighs. “Just let me show you…my queen.”

Sabrina gasps and puts her hand on his, “stop Caliban. I can’t do this. Give me some time to think about all this okay. I promise I’ll consider but you have to go now.”

Caliban smirks as he rises off the bed, “Until next time Sabrina Morningstar.” He disappears in the fiery ring.

Sabrina throws her body back and lands on her pillows with a huff, putting her hands over her face and breaths deep. “What else do you want to throw at me Satan?” She says sarcastically. The landline in her room rings and Sabrina sits up in shock. It’s ten thirty at night, who is calling at this hour?

“Hello” Sabrina answers the phone.

“Brina” Roz says with a sniff.

“Roz? What’s going on? Are you crying?”

“Harvey and I broke up”

“Roz oh no. What happened girl?”

“He is still in love with you. I know this isn’t your fault and I’m coming to you because I need my best friend right now. We were about to- you know- do it and the Cunning kept showing me when you two were together in the past. I couldn’t let myself be with him if he still had feelings for you.”

Sabrina is in shock at Roz’s admission, “Roz-I-I’m-ugh-I’m so sorry, I don’t know what to say.” The line is quiet for a while until Sabrina says, “I am here for you…anything you need. Like you said I am your best friend and I will always be here for you.” 

While Sabrina is on the phone with Roz the idea of Harvey being single again nag at her thoughts. She keeps thinking of ways to contact him to see how he is.

I could go to Baxter High tomorrow and watch his basketball game with Theo, Sabrina contemplates. Or maybe I could call him when I get off the phone with Roz. Does that make me the shittiest friend ever? No, it doesn’t!  Harvey is one of my best friends just like Roz and Theo.

Sabrina just then, has to push the memory of their last frenzied make out session out of her head. 

She and Roz stay on the phone catching up for about an hour or so talking about everything from Theo and Robin to what happening to her and Nick. Both girls drift to sleep on each end of the phone. 

Later that night, Sabrina’s dreams are filled with the memories of Harvey’s lean body pushing up against hers; the eagerness in his touch when he slides his cool hands up her shirt, his hardness pushing up against her ass when he stayed over one night without her aunties knowing.

In Sabrina’s dream Harvey is shirtless and on his knees in front of her. Sabrina leans back onto the fluffy pillows and Harvey disappears in between her thighs. Sabrina dips her hands into Harvey’s thick brown hair, “fuck Harvey. When did you learn…this?”

The doorknob to her room starts to turn and in walks Nick, “this looks like fun. Can I join? Is that something you want Spellman?” Nick’s voice echoes Spellman over and over again.

“Spellman.” Sabrina hears again, this time as she is pulled from sleep.

“Spellman.” She hears her name again, this time louder. Sabina sits up in bed and palms at the nightstand to turn her lamp on. She rubs her eyes with the back of her hands to clear her sleep-filled vision.

“Nick? What are you doing here? Is everything ok?” Sabrina is extremely confused as to why Nick was there, and she is a bit frazzled because she just woke up from a sex dream involving her two most recent ex-boyfriends.

Nick sits down in his usual spot on Sabrina’s bed, “Are you astral projecting?” She asks pushing her hand out to touch him. “No, I went through a portal. I needed to see you, feel you. I’m an idiot Sabrina. My life is better with you in it. I will earn your trust back I swear to Satan I will.” 

Sabrina can’t tell if all of this feels rushed because she just woke from sleep or if Nick sounds desperate to be back with her. “I’m not asking you to make a decision now to take me back but please give it some thought. I love you Sabrina. You made me feel real love.” Nick leans in and kisses Sabrina before she can get a word out, “I missed you so much. Let me make this up to you. I’ll take care of you babe.” Nick says in between rushed kisses.

Nick’s hands were roaming her body, cupping her breasts, pulling her hips closer to his. She can feel his hard cock, through his black jeans, pushing up against her pussy. “I want you Spellman.”

Sabrina starts to lose herself in the moment until the thought of Caliban’s offer and the palpable sexual tension between them slows her enthusiasm. Then, the phone call with Roz about Harvey starts replaying in her head. This brought the passion to a full stop. Finally, she remembered walking in on Nick and those two sex demons, “Nick stop. Stop Nick.”

Nick hesitates and she pushes herself away from him, “listen I’m glad you understand how much of an idiot you were and that you want us to be together again but I am going to take some time to think about all of this. You hurt me Nick, more than any other person I let into my heart. I need you to go. I’ll see you at the Academy and we can talk about all of this after I have had some time to think.”

Nick pulls himself away from her, “I’m sorry Sabrina, for everything. I promise I will never hurt you again.” Nick kisses her one last time before standing, “I’ll let you get some sleep.” Nick walks toward the mirror at her vanity, mumbles a few lines of a spell and walks through.

When Sabrina woke the next morning, she took a moment to lay in bed and replay the craziness that happened the night before. She can’t help but remember how sexy her dream was when Harvey was buried between her legs and Nick walked in wanting to join. She would be lying if she didn’t think about the three of them together, often.

I’m going to need some advice on this. Sabrina thinks to herself.

After showering, getting dressed, putting some make up on and doing her hair, Sabrina was finally ready to tackle the day but not without finding her cousin first.

Sabrina pads down the stairs quickly approaching the basement/mortuary door, “Ambrose!” Sabrina yells. “Ambrose are you down there, I need your help.” She waits for a response and hears nothing.

Sabrina turns on her heels and heads into the kitchen, “hey Aunt Z. Hey Aunt Hilda. Have either of you seen Ambrose lately?” Aunt Z is sitting at the kitchen table reading the Greendale newspaper and smoking a cigarette, her usual breakfast. Aunt Z shakes her head no, which is unlike her. Usually anytime Aunt Z can give her opinion about where someone is spending their time or what they are doing, she gives it. 

“Ugh darling don’t mind Zelda. She thinks some bad omens are reveling themselves around Greendale and she is trying to figure somethings out. Ambrose mentioned meeting Luke at Dorian’s for a morning cocktail.” 

Of course, Ambrose is drinking already. It’s not even 10:30. Sabrina thinks to herself.

Is everything okay dear?” Aunt Hilda asks while frying some eggs in a pan. 

“Yeah I just need to talk to him about, ugh, cousin stuff.” Sabrina says as she grabs her cloak and runs out the door heading for Dorian’s.

When Sabrina walks into to Dorian’s she scans the room for Ambrose. She hated that no matter what time of day it was the popular watering hole always seemed to keep it patrons there much longer than they intended to stay originally.

“Looking for your cousin?” Dorian asks from behind the bar. He is carefully setting up an absinthe drip for an alumnus of the Academy.

“Over there.” He nods his head in the direction of the lounge area in the back.

Sabrina walks back to see her cousin with Luke, her least favorite of Ambrose’s recent partners. Luke was a devious skeeze ball in Sabrina’s opinion.  

“Hey Luke. Hey Ambrose, I need your help with something.”

“Hello cousin. What can I help you with? A potion? A spell?” Ambrose asks nodding at Luke who is getting up to get another round for he and Ambrose.

“Boys, I need your advice with boys Ambrose.” Sabrina says taking a seat in Luke’s spot on the loveseat next to Ambrose.

“Boys? As in plural? Who?” Ambrose asks sitting up straighter in his chair, obviously more interested now.

“Well Caliban just asked me to marry him so we can run Hell together. Nick and I broke up but now he wants to get back together and Roz called me last night crying because she and Harvey broke up because he was still in love with me.”

Ambrose’s eyes widen and a sinister smile appears across his face, “well that’s a lot to unpack cousin.” The dashingly handsome warlock takes a long sip of his drink before offering his solution. “Why don’t you just date all of them, give them all a try.” He says with a cheeky smile.

“Ambrose!” Sabrina’s cheeks blushing red. “What kind of girl do you think I am?”

Sabrina is happy she kept the threesome dream to herself. If only Ambrose really knew the kind of girl, my subconscious wanted me to be. Sabrina thinks to herself.

Ambrose laughs, “you look like the kind of girl with a lot of options. You are young and powerful witch. I’m sure you can figure it out.” He finishes with a wink as Luke walks back and hands Ambrose another rocks glass full of a dark blue liquid. 

Sabrina takes some time to think about what Ambrose said, “Why don’t you just date all of them.” She laughs at Ambrose’s solution until a realization hits, I am, potentially, going to be the queen of Hell and the queen of hell can have whatever and whoever she wishes. But, on the other hand, I am also Sabrina Spellman, a levelheaded, modern woman who won’t let men dictate her life.

“Maybe I should take control of this situation and grab the devil by the horns.” Sabrina says aloud.

Sabrina needed to see Harvey before she makes her final decision on how to proceed so, naturally Baxter High is her next stop.

Sabrina finds Harvey as he is leaving his Physics class to go to his free period, “Harvey,” she calls. Harvey turns around and his eyes brighten when he sees her, “Brina? What are you doing here?”

“It’s your free period, right?” She asks even though she knew the answer.

“Yeah. Is everything okay?” Harvey’s face looks concerned as Sabrina walks him into the library.

“Roz told me what happened.” Harvey’s face falls.

“Oh-uh-yeah, I mean, what exactly did she tell you?” Harvey asking for clarification, not wanting to give more away than what was already said.

“She told me that you two broke up because the Cunning kept showing her…us…from before.” Sabrina explains not able to hold Harvey’s eye contact.

“I really wanted to come by to make sure you were okay.” It is quiet for a moment, “Are you okay Harvey?” Sabrina questions. 

Harvey nods, “I just feel so bad, you know. I really thought I loved Roz. I mean I do love Roz. I don’t know. You and I were great until all of the witchy stuff but part of me knows I’ll always love you Brina.” Harvey’s confession is all Sabrina needs to hear before her mind is made up.

“Harvey can I come see you tonight after your basketball game, say around nine?” Sabrina asks.

“Yeah where?” Harvey asks confused at Sabrina’s sudden change of tone.

“Your place.” Sabrina says and left quickly before Harvey could protest.

Harvey rushes out of the shower, still wet and with a towel wrapped around his waist. He is kicking dirty clothes under the bed and pushing a pile of shoes into his closet trying to make his room presentable for Sabrina.

It’s 8:59 as Harvey is pulling a pair of jeans on, when he notices the temperature in the room rising. Suddenly, a ring of fire appears in the middle of his room and lo and behold Caliban emerges from the flames. Harvey is so startled by the intrusion he stumbles back into his easel, knocking it over.

“Dude what the hell? What are you doing in my room?” Harvey yells making his way back to his feet.

Before Caliban can answer Nick appears in the opposite corner of Harvey’s room. Both Harvey and Caliban look at each other and then at Nick, “What is going on here?” Harvey says, obviously frustrated and confused.

Sabrina walks into Harvey’s room, “hey sorry guys, I would have been here sooner, but I got stuck talking to your dad Harvey.”

Sabrina scans the room trying to feel out the tension. “Well I guess we should get started.”

“Get started with what?” Nick asks.

“Yes, why did you summon me here?” Caliban follows.

“I have a proposal of my own for all of you. I know all three of you have feelings for me and I wouldn’t be being honest with myself if I said I didn’t have feelings for each of you in some way. So, why don’t I date all three of you?”

Sabrina’s eyes dart from Harvey, to Nick to Caliban trying to gauge their reactions.

Caliban is overly confident in his ability to win Sabrina over and answers quickly, “works for me.” He smirks, running a hand through his messy, blonde hair. His green eyes scanning her body.

Caliban is the best example of a bad boy out of this group. He is a shameless flirt with a direct line to Hell. Sabrina has already heard rumors about his talents in the bedroom and was curious herself.

Nick shoots Caliban an irritated look, “if that is what you want Sabrina, I’m down.”

Nick knows he has some serious work to do with Sabrina. He would be lying if he said he wasn’t jealous after seeing his girl spend so much time with Caliban after they broke up. He knew he had to spend more time with her, like old times, to win her back.

“Ugh Brina can I talk to you for a second?” Harvey asks trying to piece together what she is implying.

“What is it mortal? Don’t think you can measure up?” Caliban teases Harvey, who is now clenching his teeth.

“Guys there are qualities I love about each of you and I think I would be doing myself a disservice if I only chose one of you to be with until I give you all a chance. If I can figure out how to split my time between Baxter High, The Academy and Hell, I can sure as heaven figure out how to split my time between you three.”

Sabrina takes a step closer to Harvey, “if you don’t want to do this Harvey I- “ she says in a hushed whisper, not wanting to embarrass Harvey any further with the other guys

“No!” Harvey abruptly cuts her off, “it’s not that- I ugh- I’m down.” He says not wanting to finish his thought.

Harvey looked over at Nick who he has heard stories about orgies and sex demons. Nick is way more experienced than him and he knew it.

Harvey didn’t know much about Caliban, but he could see the hunger in his eyes for Sabrina. Harvey was still a virgin. Roz stopped everything the night they were supposed to have sex because of her visions. He knew he was the least experienced by far, but he had known Sabrina for so long and he truly loved her.

“Great, okay then. Let me do some thinking on how we should, ugh, schedule things and I’ll get back to you guys.”

Sabrina leans into Caliban and kisses him on the cheek. His skin is hot against Sabrina’s lips, “until next time my queen.” and he smirks before disappearing in his fiery ring.

Sabrina moves down the line and places a kiss on Nick’s cheek. Nick winks at her and said, “you know where to find me Spellman. I’ll be around.” His astral projection disappears with a smile.

The tension in the room is obvious as Harvey speaks, “Brina, I don’t know what you are expecting out of this. You know I’m still a virgin and I can’t give you what they can.”

Sabrina leans into Harvey, his arms slid around her back and he places a sweet kiss on her head. The feeling of his lean body is familiar and comfortable. “This isn’t all about sex. I care about all of you and I don’t want to cut anyone out of my life if we can do this a different way.”

Harvey looks down and smiles at Sabrina, “okay, but Brina, if this becomes too much just say the word.”

Sabrina nods at Harvey’s promise of protection and places a kiss on his cheek before she turns and walks away.

After, Sabrina leaves Harvey’s and is walking up the moonlit driveway towards her house, she notices a single black butterfly floating alongside her. The butterfly gets closer and closer every step she takes until it lands on her shoulder. 

Sabrina walks into the house and sees Aunt Z in the foyer, “Sabrina what in Satan’s name do you have on you? Is that a black butterfly?” Aunt Z lunges toward Sabrina, swats the butterfly down and steps on it for good measure.

Sabrina is wildly confused at her Aunt’s behavior. It is, well, was just a butterfly. She thinks to herself.

“Aunt Z!” Sabrina yells as Aunt Hilda pads in.

“What is going on in here?” Aunt Hilda asks looking between Sabrina and Zelda.

“Another omen sister. Sabrina walked in this house with a black butterfly on her shoulder.” Zelda points at the squished insect on the hardwood floor. Hilda covers her mouth and takes a step back to get a better look.

“Oh dear. How did you happen to come across a thing like that darling?” Hilda asks Sabrina while inspecting the smashed insect.

“I was walking home from Harvey’s and as I turned onto our driveway it landed on my shoulder and it stayed with me until Aunt Z killed it.” Sabrina explains to Hilda.

Aunt Z throws her hands in the air, “I knew it, something wicked is brewing in this town. Something bad is coming.” 

Sabrina asks confused, “What are you talking about Aunt Z?”

Hilda answers, “Black butterflies are typically an omen for death. Let’s get you upstairs. We are going to need to get you in an herb bath to undo whatever that critter did to you.”

Aunt Z storms off into the kitchen mumbling rants under her breath, “chop chop let’s get this done. Upstairs you go. I’ll grab the herbs and be right up.” Hilda disappears into the kitchen.

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I like to believe that I’m tough enough, but I think I would feel too bad arresting somebody – unless they did something really awful. I’d be that cop that lets everybody off with a warning.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi, a true feminist icon!

aw fuck = “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

Aislinn I was about to tag you in this and then I realized that I’m reblogging this from you

You almost pulled an “Ah fuck”

they need a show together