Hello lovelies 💕 Oof, this is scary... Things have become quite unpredictable for me workwise, so I've finally opened commissions on my ko-fi and could use every little bit of signal boost.

If you're interested in commissioning me, but you can't find the right option on there, just send me an e-mail and we'll figure something out :) All infos are on ko-fi.

Thank you so much!

Look! A chance to get an artwork by Celia👀👀👀👀

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

More Draw Drarry Badly as F.R.I.E.N.D.S quotes 🥪

More of my Draw Drarry Badly art inspired by F.R.I.E.N.D.S quotes here and here

Man I hate when these purity kids try to take down ao3 because ao3 is about sharing and choices. You get to CHOOSE what you are comfortable with! A true safe place is about informed choices, not guidance designed to keep you ignorant.

I am very much against any philosophy whose reasoning is “sometimes people make bad choices” and the solution is “so we should take their choices away.”

World's Worst Hangover (Drarry)

Written for @rei382 for the pride Secret Santa! 🌈 Thanks @april-thelightfury115 for betaing ❤️

Drarry (+background Ginsy) | 4k | Mature | Inspired by Friends (TV), includes Heartstopper references. Getting together, Mutual Pining, Drunken Marriage, Morning After.

Summary:

Excerpt:

Merlin, why had Draco been so reluctant to come to Vegas? Everything was alright. In fact, everything was perfect. He’d long lost count of the shots of whiskey he’d gulped down, and he was sitting on a comfortable stool at the club bar laughing his arse off watching Ginny sing Rihanna’s Umbrella from atop Blaise’s shoulders in the middle of the dance floor.

“I’m going to marry that woman,” Pansy declared, and Draco wheezed. He leaned heavily into her, eyes closed in drunken bliss.

“And I’m going to marry Harry,” he proclaimed. “Ha! Marry Harry. Marry… Harry. It rhymes if you say Harry with an American accent. Marry Harry.” He giggled madly. How had this never occurred to him?!

“I love it when you say my name,” a contented, deep voice said right by his side, and a shiver of pure want ran through Draco.

He straightened and looked right into Harry’s eyes.

“I thought you were Pansy,” he blabbered.

Harry silently pointed at the dance floor, where Pansy was striding toward Blaise and Ginny, brushing her hair with nervous fingers.

“Oh.”

“Looks like she’s planning on going through with it,” Harry slurred.

Draco blinked. “Huh?”

“Marrying Ginny.”

“Oh. Yeah. She should,” he said. “They’re meant for one another. They’re both so…”

He lost track of his own thoughts, and his mind wandered, getting lost in the way the lights at the club became blurry at the corners of his vision.

“Are you?” Harry asked suddenly.

“Huh?” Draco repeated.

“Going through with it.”

Read on AO3

OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!! And combines literally 90% of my favourite things!!!

GO READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!

Author appreciation origami rec: Rei382

Hello~ There has been a slight change in schedule of posting for ko-fi slots only for the current origami project! I'll be posting the origami for these slots as and when I finish them. I'm hoping to spread them out up until end June or max early/mid July, depending. The origami book slots will still be going up one a day from 12-21 August 😊 Please message me if you have any questions.

First up, we have a gift for @rei382 from the lovely @ladderofyears, for Raye's fic The Taste of Love. Please click on the image for better quality!

The ice cream is in reference to the fic's theme where Draco and Harry go to buy their first scoop of the summer season. The pink colours are in reference to their love 🥰 This fluffy fic will melt your heart! Read on to find which flavour the two eventually choose, after much deliberation for the perfect scoop:

The Taste of Love by @rei382 (G, 1297)

Ah! This is absolutely beautiful, thank you do much to the wonderful @crazybutgood for this perfect art. I could eat that ice cream myself. 🍦 You're really gone above and beyond.

@rei382 you are a terrific writer and a much loved part of the community. It wouldn't be the same without you.

Please give The Taste Of Love a chance, it is a really great fic. ❤❤❤

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER!!!! Look at this gorgeous origami ice-cream!!! It looks delicious even though I know its paper 🤤🤤🤤

This was such an amazing surprise!!! I woke up to the notification and was so overwhelmed with how happy it made me that I had to tell my therapist about it lol don’t judge me ok?

@ladderofyears​ THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for being the most amazing friend!!!!! I appreciate you like you have no idea <3

@crazybutgood​ you are INCREDIBLY skilled at origami!! all your stuff are always so stunning <3 <3

And also, if I may say so myself... do go and enjoy my fic :P I enjoyed writing that silly little fic so much. I hope anyone who reads it will enjoy it just as much as I enjoyed writing it~

Dramatic Draco is Dramatic

for the 520 bingo at @royedpalooza

Title: Darling, the Rain Sings Your Praises as the Wind Whispers Your Name

Summary: Roy loved it when it stormed. It always reminded him of Edward who was a force of nature that would not be contained.

Pairing: Roy/Ed

Prompt: Downpour

Rating: T

Tags: Longing, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Slice of Life, Post Canon

4 years later i still stand by my statement that every day should be the royed day

19 May | LCDrarry Fic:

The Pirc Defence

Prompt: “The Queen’s Gambit”, 2020, Series Prompted by: @Fantalf Artist: Anonymous Word Count: 10,267 words Rating: Explicit Warnings: None

Notes: Firstly, of course, major shoutout to the mods for hosting this incredible fest, and for all the encouragement. Y'all are wonderful! Next, thank you to Fantalf for this amazing prompt! I had so much fun with this! I saw the words ‘Queen’s Gambit’ and got carried away by the idea of a Rivals to Lovers fic, and this is the result. I hope I haven’t deviated too much from what you’d initially envisioned, and I hope you like reading this as much as I enjoyed working on it! To say that it took a village for me to turn this into some semblance of a story would be an understatement. Huge thanks to R and H for sticking with me through the beginning of this fic, when it was just a couple of scenes and half an idea, and helping me turn it into something that makes sense. Another huge thanks to V for patiently going through the entire thing and helping me work on those extra elements that really fleshed the story out. Another big thanks to N for taking a look at the fic on such short notice and helping me fine-tune the details that made such a huge difference on the final product. Finally, huge thanks to M and K for taking a final pass at the fic, helping me with those pesky bits that I’d missed, and making sure it flowed okay. To all of my betas, I could not have completed this fic without your support and amazing feedback. Thank you all!

Summary: “Would you like to play some chess?” Harry asks, eyes fixed firmly on the horizon, feet dangling over the sapphire sea. He leans back on his hands, palms face-down, hair flying in the wind, and he is beautiful like this, Draco thinks. The way he seems to belong to this place, barefoot, tanned, like an island boy come home to roost. . They were rivals, and they were lovers, and they were the greatest chess players of their generation. Exactly in that order.

Read it now on AO3.

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Author and artist reveals are on 15 June.

Important information for writers who aren’t British but like to try to sound British in their British-y fanfiction 

2005

The Falmouth Falcons’ newest acquisition!

Falmouth’s resident Quidditch team has just announced a new member will be joining the team for the upcoming season. Draco Malfoy (aged 25), son of Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy (née Black), has taken the recently vacated position of Beater. For years, the Falcons have been struggling to find a long-term player to complete the team—some say the position is cursed, and for good reason. The second to last Falcons Beater, Benedict Soots, was found dead in his apartment two years ago (read about the new developments on the case on page seven) and the currently retiring player, Byron Aves, has fallen victim to an unfortunate accident. The circumstances are unknown to this day, but an anonymous source suggests that Dark Arts may have been at play.

Draco Malfoy, who is yet to shed some light on his unexpected career choice, seems unfazed by those rumours. However, whether the reason for his indifference is extraordinary courage or his well-known connections to the Dark Forces during the Second Wizarding War, remains unknown.

The unlikely transfer has been widely commented upon by the wizarding society, especially due to to the fact Mr Malfoy will be playing shoulder to shoulder with the Chosen One, War Hero, and the Falcons’ star Seeker, Harry Potter (aged 25). Mr Potter has turned down our offer of an interview on the pair’s turbulent past and their obvious animosity over the course of their education in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Our informant, who was present at the Falcons’ first practice with Malfoy, claims the two men were seen arguing on the pitch and had to be separated by their teammates.

The Falcons’ press spokesperson has refused to disclose the sum of gold for which the contract with Draco Malfoy has been signed.

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Read the rest of the press snippets - The Falmouth Falcons Conundrum

psst, hey. @shealwaysreads is the best beta and overall person on this hellsite. And in Britain, probably.