How fucked up are you?

Fuckin panic room wtf

Suddenly I’m a huge My Chemical Romance fan 🤔

a family can be a deaf elf, his fashion designer dwarf boyfriend and their dead son

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Kinktober 22 — Mirror Sex

Medieval Au. Prince Oikawa, Knight Iwaizumi. 

If the room builds up more tension, Tooru will choke on it. He can feel it caressing his hands, the back of his arms, the showing collarbones. It’s hard to swallow, when Tooru can feel Iwaizumi’s gaze across the room, piercing him. Tooru keeps his smile in place, the emissary with whom he’s talking charmed by Tooru’s flirting. No one has noticed, thank god.

Tooru glances at his father, and sighs relieved at the sight of the king laughing languidly with two foreign dignitaries. He hasn’t even realised his Head of Knights is about to murder his son the Prince, but once again, Tooru’s not sure if his father’s able to see anything he doesn’t want to see.

“Prince Tooru.” Tooru brings back his attention to the short perfumed man he’s talking to. He feels his lips falter when he sees Iwaizumi start walking around the room. “You’re not what I imagined.”

“Really?” Tooru’s heart races faster and faster with every step Iwaizumi takes, his eyes never leaving Tooru’s stance. “How did you imagine me, sir?”

“Well,” the man giggles, and the sound is loud and annoying. “Your father has had some… complains about your behaviour as late.”

“Excuse me?”

“Well, of course,” if the man laughs louder Tooru’s brain will melt, “I should have known better. Fathers are harsher on their sons than they ought be, don’t you think, your grace?”

Tooru can feel his heartbeat on his throat and his temples. His back burns, the power of Iwaizumi’s anger enough to set him on fire, but Tooru’s hands tremble for other reasons. His muscles, trained expertly by no other than Iwaizumi Hajime, twitch, urging Tooru to close his fist and punch the stupid man. And yet, Tooru doesn’t allow his instinct to act, for his heart knows what his training fails to understand.

The emissary’s just a pawn in this silent and unfair war. The person who Tooru wants to kick is his own father, but that will never happen.

Iwaizumi walks closer, and Tooru tenses like steel cooling down.

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you construct intricate rituals 

it’s not gay if it’s for ghosts

“she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!”

Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die

reblogging for that ^^^

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Everyone who reblogs this will get a dragon doodle based off their blog

I’ll do my best because you all are so great !

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

All of America: God I wish that were me

So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.

*deep breath* the whAT NOW?

Yep. The ads run on tv like

“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”

Those are totally normal here.

If you or a loved one has been affected by Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. CALL NOW to see if you qualify!

Oh my god I heard it in the commercial’s voice.

Fuck I heard it in the voice too

Nekoma’s intermission performance during Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu!! Winners and Losers with English subs!

Thank you to @arellethram for helping me out with the subtitles~❤️

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS VIDEO ANYWHERE ELSE. THANK YOU!

Note: Before I get flooded with asks about subtitles for the DVD: Nope, I don’t have it. Nope, I am not doing it (well, yet? maybe? I’m busy trying to graduate from grad school for now 😊). Corrections are welcome if I made any mistake with the translations!

Yuri Katsuki from last month