The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

oh shit

@grizzly-bear-official

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

i c no difference

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

How do you catch a hawk?!

That hawk didn’t function for at least the rest of the day

This use of that baseball gift is wonderful

“I don’t think I’ve ever been cute. I don’t even know how to do that.”

– JON BERNTHAL

‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus

This is pure gold

what country are you from, and do you thank the bus driver when you get off the bus?

US

and absolutely 

Person: You’re asexual? You just haven’t slept with the right–

You want to fuck that old man so bad it makes you look stupid

I'm gonna need you to narrow that down

Reblog and put in the tags where you are from and the temperature where the weather gets hot/cold to you 

Horizon Forbidden West ▶ ⤐ Kotallo｛3/∞｝

Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?

Jurassic Park (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

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