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@pinkypfe

nina šŸ¾
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Letā€™s be real here. The only reason we use tumblr anymore is because we all started using it when we where like 13, and now have this weird emotional attachment to it because it shaped us as people.

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Me: I donā€™t have a ā€œtypeā€
Also me: [Proceeds to be thirsty for every mother fucker with nice hair and a niche for murder and slash or mayhem]
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memecage

ā€¦what???

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

My high school and middle school didnā€™t even try to pretend these were temporary. They proudly called them extensions.

Oh we called ours ā€œthe modulesā€

Ours were ā€œportablesā€

They were called ā€œbungalowsā€ for us

I have memories of walking to these in the middle of winter without a coat because we werenā€™t allowed to go to our lockers between classes.

You guys had lockers???

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this-onegoes

- Blythe Baird

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisionsā„¢ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: Whatā€™s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

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shystfore
me, a multi-shipper that likes most straight and gay ships:
everyone else: u caNt dO tHAt iTS nOt ALlowED u SUk buTt
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lovelydeck

Donā€™t hate your fellow ladies. Date your fellow ladies!

I am loving these art memes pls send me some if you come across any!

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ashilesun
ā€œNow that Mikhailo and Ian have given themselves to each other with these vows and the giving and receiving of ringsā€¦. I now pronounce you husband and husband.ā€
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JK ROWLING: Dumbledoreā€™s gay !

POTTERHEADS: Everybodyā€™s gay !

ps: i forgot drapple

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Was that a reference to Jojo?

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heystephen

anyway, iā€™m sending all the love in my heart right now to kobeā€™s wife and children, and to the families of the other individuals in the crash.

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future daughter: what are the bedtime stories you used to read when you were younger, mom?
me: *flashbacks of reading smut before going to sleep at 3 am in the morning*
me: sleeping beauty
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Ginny: Ron? Letā€™s go
Ron: Oh yeah, about telling mum and dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter
Ginny: Alright, you know what? Thatā€™s it. Youā€™ve had your chance
Ron: Wh-what?
Ginny: Mum! Dad! Ron drank alcohol in Hogwarts!
Arthur & Molly: What?
Ron *to Ginny*: You are such a tattletale! Mum, dad, you remember that...time you walked in my room and saw a wine bottle?
Molly & Arthur: Yes
Ron: Well I told you it was Luna who was drinking to see the Nargles, but it was me. Iā€™m sorry
Molly: It was you?
Ginny: And dad, you know all the time that your flying car was gone? Ron took it! Again!
Arthur & Molly: ...
Ron: Yeah, well, Charlie didnā€™t break the porch swing, Ginny did! She blamed him because he isnā€™t there when you asked!
Ginny *gasps*: Ron hasnā€™t worked as an Auror for a year!
Ron: Ginny and Luna are living together!
Ginny: Ron married Blaise Zabini in Vegas because he was drunk! And got divorced! Again!
Pansy: I love Hermione Granger!
Draco: I wasnā€™t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Harry: I wanna go home with Draco!
Everyone: ...
Molly *sighs*: Thatā€™s a lot of information to get in in thirty seconds!
Molly: Alright Harry, if you wanna leave with Draco, just leave. And Draco, no, you werenā€™t supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Pansy, if you love Hermione, just go to her house and confess. Ginny, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me
Arthur: And we kinda figured about the porch swing
Molly: And Ron, alcohol? Divorced? Again?
Ron: ...
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