the one and only sep heap

done

Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

The council recently issued a statement: Jenna heap can do no wrong.

Thank you! Thank you! This is a great honour!

WRONG!

Jenna Heap can do one (1) wrong: ate the last banana bear :((

I was keeping track!! We each got the same number!! And I bought you more!!

...I think I ate my own last banana bear thinking I had one left

I stand corrected, the council prevails

The council recently issued a statement: Jenna heap can do no wrong.

Thank you! Thank you! This is a great honour!

WRONG!

Jenna Heap can do one (1) wrong: ate the last banana bear :((

if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

draggins

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

a "slab" is such a classic shape for so many things. you cannot go wrong with a slab, be it of ribs, marble, bacon, salmon, wood, stone. and dont even get me started on a "dollop"

*entering any conversation* hello I am the most nervous animal on earth please socialize with me I have nothing to say