On the Wing

Clash of titties

if this isnt gender equality i dont know

Stand battle

official boob post

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

see this person gets it

i can’t blame him i’d do the same thing

This man is SUFFERING and I'm living for it!

The more of these I see, the more it's clear he does NOT know the punchlines in advance. He's getting these jokes raw and has to keep a straight face.

truly, no harsh noise project can ever approach the sheer auditory torture of existing in the same room as someone scrolling tiktok, like professional bad sound engineers couldn't make a listening experience this unpleasant if they tried

Unmute !

Audio & visual:

Man holding beer: “Wanna beer?” *holds beer next to wall?*

Man, muffled: “Yeah!” *punches through wall, grabs beer, makes hole larger pulling beer through*

Important detail: both have incredibly broad Australian accents

BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

dreaming of flight

he's streaming; tip?

@luminant-lepidoptera ask and you shall receive

Beautiful

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

my god its back

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes

One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.

I saw someone say this about a blue lobster that was wild caught and brought to an aquarium. Like dude. It’s a lobster. They’re solitary sedentary creatures. They live in little crevices and they don’t move from them often. They abhor other creatures. Also, this lobster is distinctly bad at being a lobster because it is bright neon blue. I don’t think he’s yearning for the open sea. He’s probably yearning for his next mussel. Which is, coincidentally, the same thing he’d be doing if he wasn’t in an aquarium.

was feeling silly goofy so I undragoned the dragons

I’ve seen some artists draw human versions of the dragon gang so naturally I wanted to join in the fun 😌

allow me to tell you of the grave error i made yesterday. it was 8pm. i was cooking moroccan stew. needed to let it simmer for 25 minutes before i added the chickpeas. i shall go upstairs, thought i, and take a shower, and leave the chickpeas on the counter to drain. puddles the cat is sleeping near the stove. i briefly consider locking her out of the kitchen - but surely even she, leviathan of unconquerable appetites, will not concern herself with hard, drained, uncooked chickpeas. surely not.

with this set-up in mind, what do you imagine i found when i came back downstairs?

i'll not keep you in suspense.

the moral of this story is never own cats

stede and aziraphale having a good time while ed and crowley are fighting for their lives 😔

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