Can't stop thinking about the fact that Dean was supposed to be covered in tattoos and I'm like 🥵🥵🥵
Till death do us part - Dean Winchester
Author: theweirdymcweirderson
Characters: Reader, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
Relationships: Dean Winchester×Reader
Word count: 1247
Warnings: Teasing, fake dating, bit of anxiety, kissing, Reader is lowkey a bitch to Sammy
Summary: Posing as Dean's fiancée for a case. Nothing could ever go wrong, right?
Notes: English is not my first language, soooo ehehehe, please don’t judge me too harshly. Feel free to let me know your thoughts about it, I always appreciate constructive criticism.
Enjoy :)
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“We’re going to a wedding?”
The chair squeaks as you turn to stare at Sam, eyebrows raised in an obvious question as you try to quickly chew and swallow the food in your mouth. Maybe he’s right, you should take smaller bites.
“Come again?”
You nod your head, pointing at Dean for putting your thoughts into words, still staring curiously at Sam.
“I just found us a case. Three different weddings, three brides dead.”
Sam walks to the table, grimaces as he pushes the remnants of your late breakfast/early lunch and sits down, partially turning his computer screen so that you and his brother can read the information he’s gathered.
“So, listen to this…”
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Your hands smooth down the dress, running over your tummy and then your hips, as you turn around and stare at your reflection from every angle. Running is gonna be a fucking bitch in this. You move your legs around, testing the fabric’s resistance, right as Dean emerges from the bathroom.
“Well, look at you, sweetheart, you sure do clean up nicely.”
Jensen Ackles | Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum
Chris Evans + gyms
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bonus: sweaty abs
James B. Barnes & Steve Rogers Masterlist - theweirdymcweirderson
Pretty: (James B. Barnes×Reader×Steve Rogers) SMUT
Summary: Sexy times with the Super Soldiers.
James B. Barnes Masterlist - theweirdymcweirderson
Responsability: (James B. Barnes×Reader) SMUT
Summary: Smutty encounter between Reader and Bucky.
Bucky comes home after a mission: (James B. Barnes×Reader) FLUFF
Summary: Short drabble about Bucky’s routine when he returns home after missions.
Wondering thoughts and sleepless nights: (James B. Barnes×Reader) ANGST + FLUFF + LIGHT SMUT
Summary: The reader can’t fall asleep due to memories of her relationship with Bucky.
Greedy: (James B. Barnes×Reader) SMUT
Summary: Bucky really enjoys watching his girlfriend being pleasured.
Snacks & secrets: (James B. Barnes×Reader) FLUFF
Summary: Bucky finds out the secret the Reader has been keeping from him.
Some you win and some, well, you win.: (James B. Barnes×Reader) LIGHT SMUT (ish)
Summary: Bucky and the Reader engage in some teasing games.
Hero complex: (James B. Barnes×Reader) ANGST & FLUFF (kinda)
Summary: While on a mission Bucky and the Reader encounter a bit of trouble.
All is fair in love and war: (James B. Barnes×Reader) LIGHT SMUT (ish)
Summary: Things heat up during a training session between Bucky and Reader.
Dean Winchester Masterlist - theweirdymcweirderson
Help me Practice series: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Summary: College!AU The reader has never been kissed and as a guy starts to take interest in her, she asks Dean, her best friend, to help her practice. After they kiss, none of them seem to be able to keep holding back the feelings they have for each other.
“Help me practice” Masterlist
Thank you: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT Summary: Reader and Dean are alone at the bunker, just relaxing a little, and Dean decides to help the reader relax in a more pleasurable way.
Yes, sir: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Summary: You go to a bar to have some fun and unwind a little, and the green-eyed stranger you meet is more than happy to help!
Little Fantasies: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Request: Reader and the Winchesters have to go undercover in a high school to solve a case and the Reader has to go as a cheerleader, which provides Dean an excuse to live out his fantasy.
Changes series: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Summary: Dean walks in on the Reader changing her clothes, and he can’t help but seeing her in a completely different way from that moment on. + Imagine being friends with Dean and one day while goofing off, he finds out you have a hair pulling kink, so he makes you moan for him.
Make it stop, please… series: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Summary: While on a case with Dean, Crowley puts a spell on the Reader, where she almost orgasms, but never really reaches that point, so she is left all hot and bothered and frustrated; and the only way to break the spell is by experiencing a real orgasm *nudge, nudge* + imagine whispering in Dean’s ear all the things you’re gonna do to him when you get back to the Bunker.
Always: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Request: I was wondering if you’d write a deanxreader fic, please? The reader is usually a happy bubblytype of person. You’d have to really get on her last nerve to piss her off. The Winchesters have never seen this side of her. So, they’re celebrating after a tough hunt. Along with Castiel and Charlie. They go to a bar. And are pretty chill. Then these frat boys start saying some nasty things to the reader and Charlie, they ignore them. They’re just drunks, but then they get pretty nasty to the point that the boys and even Castiel are gonna jump in. But the reader beats them to it. And her temper explodes. Maybe I gave to much detail, I just want a fic along these lines and somehow incorporate a deanxreader relationship. Or starting one after the incident.
You deserved it, baby: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Request: Can you do a Dean X reader where she had been studying all night and is really frustrated and Dean helps take the stress away (smut pls) and dirty talk *I have been studying all night and could use some Dean Winchester
I’m here now, sweetheart: (Dean Winchester×Reader) LIGHT SMUT
Request: Hey! Can I request a one shot where the reader goes missing for like a week and Dean/Sam are super worried about her, and then she calls them on a payphone crying and freaking out because she doesn’t remember anything from the past week? Fluff? Thanks :)
Ready? series: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Summary: Reader and Dean are best friends. One day she walks in on him watching porn and they decide to make a bet.
Mine: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT this was the first fic I’d ever written…so yeah, it kinda sucks *grin*
Summary: Dean is in love with the reader but he doesn’t tell her and she’s convinced that he hates her till one day Sam and the reader decide to prank Dean making him think that they’re dating which leads Dean to confess his feelings for the reader.
Dreams drabble: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT(ish)
Summary: Dean had an intresting dream involving the Reader.
Heat: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
WARNING: contains explicit gifs (it shouldn't show in any case, but just to be sure)
Summary: Dean is working on Baby and the Reader joins him to keep him company, but things get a little more heated than expected.
Apologies: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Summary: Reader gets mad after Dean leaves her back at the bunker during a hunt, so he tries everything in his power to get her to forgive him.
Belong to: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Request: The Reader wears thigh highs and Dean gets turned on by the while thing.
Summary: The Reader gets jealous and a little insecure when she sees Dean eyeing another woman at a bar, and later Dean sees a man flirting with the Reader so he gets jealous too. They go back to the bunker and have an argument which ends up being solved with Dean reassuring the Reader that she’s the only girl he wants.
Write it down for me: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Summary: The Reader keeps reading the “Supernatural” books even after Dean asks her to stop, so he tells her that he wants to read about her as well.
Make me wanna die: (Dean Winchester×Reader) LIGHT ANGST
Summary: Dean keeps doing everything in his power to push the Reader away, believing it to be the best way to keep her safe.
Request: Could you please do a song fic about to “Make me wanna die” by The Pretty Reckless.
Boredom takes over: (Dean Winchester×Reader) LIGHT SMUT(ish)
Summary: Dean confesses to the Reader that he thinks she’s the most boring person he’s ever met, and she decides to show him just how wrong that statement is.
Movie Night: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Summary: Dean takes the Reader to the movies because they’re screening her favorite movie and things get heated after he gets jealous of her celebrity crush.
Interviews: (Dean Winchester×Reader) SMUT
Summary: Dean gets jealous when the Reader flirts with an officer to get the information they need, so he decides to confront her about it in the bathroom, ending up drawing some unexpected attention.
Request: Dean and the Reader having public sex and getting caught.
Memory Foam: (Dean Winchester×Reader) FLUFF
Summary: The Reader can’t fall asleep because of the recurring nightmares she has, so Dean helps her through them.
Request: Dean and the Reader sleeping together for the first time with no smut.
Ice-cream break: (Dean Winchester×Reader) FLUFF
Request: Imagine the Reader is dyslexic, but she doesn’t tell the boys because she’s really embarrassed by it but they find out anyways because she gets frustrated and starts crying.
Animals: (Dean Winchester×Reader) LIGHT SMUT
Prompt: Something about Dean based on the song Animals by Nickelback.
Till death do us part: (Dean Winchester×Reader) LIGHT ANGST(ish)
Prompt: Posing as Dean's fiancée for a case. Nothing could ever go wrong, right?
Pretty 2 - James B. Barnes & Steve Rogers
Author: theweirdymcweirderson
Characters: Reader, James B. Barnes, Steve Rogers
Relationships: Bucky Barnes×Reader×Steve Rogers
Word count: 2764 (👀)
Summary: Sexy times with the Super Soldiers: the sequel.
Warnings: 18+, Stucky, Pet names, Daddy!Bucky, Captain!Steve, explicit words, smut, teasing, Bucky Barnes’ fucking arm, choking, Dom!Bucky, Dom!Steve, so much dirty talk :), fingering, unprotected intercourse (like sperm in vagina unprotected), daddy kink (beware: this is my first time writing it), captain kink, sub!reader, degradation (but in a cute way???), threesome, blowjob, hair pulling. Let me know if you find more.
Notes: This is filth...I'm gonna go now, I'll see you at the end of it (leave me some feedback, if you feel like it).
Have fun ;)
P.s.: English is not my first language, soooo ehehehe, please don't judge me too harshly.
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Previously: Pretty
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A beat passes, you’ve barely sucked in enough oxygen, before you feel the grips at your neck tightening again.
“Hands and knees, darling, c’mon.”
Your mind is still hazy, clouded by the aftermath of the first orgasm of the night. You know there are many more to come and the knowledge has you growing wetter by the second. Steve leans back, runs his finger over your stomach, spreading around the come that wasn’t soaked up by your panties and when his eyes find yours, the smile that spreads on his face is enough to get your desire flaring up again.
some very important info re: paid accounts~
I am not a lawyer, but I can decently interpret legalese and, being as I also suffer from tl;dr syndrome and assume others may as well, I took one for the team and went through the updated TOS for the post+ accounts and highlighted (what I understand to be) the most pertinent information, which ultimately comes down to this:
You cannot monetize copyrighted works (aka charge and earn money from fanfic, fanworks, etc) and if you do decide to put your fanworks behind a paywall via Tumblr, when you are inevitably sued, Tumblr will not protect you and will not defend you and you alone, personally, will be responsible for whatever monetary damages said lawsuit results in.
If anyone is a lawyer and knows I've gotten any of this wrong, please do not hesitate to correct me/this post.
Screenshots taken from Tumblr's TOS (updated 7-21-21), Stripe's Account Agreement, and the post+ FAQs.
1. Your paid account will not be hosted by tumblr; it is routed through a 3rd party.
2. By signing up for a paid account, you're entering into an agreement with Stripe, so in addition to Tumblr's TOS, you are also bound to Stripe's TOS.
3. Stripe, like Tumblr, will not defend you or protect you against any lawsuits.
4. Furthermore, you may end up owing Stripe money (indemnify = compensate)
5. Tumblr's TOS specifically states that you can't put any content on your post+ account that violates any laws, including laws that protect intellectual property rights of others. This is super important, because Tumblr's post+ FAQ also states that you can post anything that you would regularly post on tumblr, which I'm sure many will take to mean that gifsets, fanworks, etc are fair game, since all of that stuff can be posted on tumblr now. However, the difference is, you're not making money from the fanworks you're posting or reblogging now. Once money enters the equation, the game changes.
Tumblr is making it seem like any and all content goes for post+ accounts, knowing 90% of this site is fanworks. This is not true and you'll be opening yourself up for lawsuits if you charge for fanworks.
6. Tumblr further disclaims any and all liability in any legal issues.
tl;dr: Please do not make a post+ account, bc you will be opening yourself to lawsuits and if that happens, Tumblr's response will be not our problem, you agreed to all the terms which said you couldn't do that, sorry not sorry. Please protect yourself.
This post is a public service.
We do, however, want to address the main concerns we are hearing:
Fanfiction & Copyright Infringement
Basically, the process works the same as it always has. And yes, the following information is coming to you straight from a lawyer:
We fully support Creators sharing their fanfiction and fanart on Tumblr. We encourage sharing creative work of all kinds on the platform.
Fanfiction and fanart are frequently considered fair use and we support our Creators’ fair use rights. Monetizing fan work does not necessarily mean that it isn’t fair use.
Any content posted on Tumblr, both free and monetized, should follow our Terms of Service and Community Guidelines, which prohibits infringing the intellectual property rights of others. Whether a piece of fanfiction meets the requirements for fair use varies depending on the work. Intellectual property rights holders are in the best position to decide if they think a fanfiction or fan art violates their rights. If they do, they can use the normal Tumblr DMCA process to identify content for removal. Creators can also take advantage of the normal counter-notification process if they believe the content was misidentified as infringing.
So, basically, with a bit of fancy wording around it how it’s gonna be Totally Cool, No Worries on tumblr’s side, OP’s point still stands fully, imo.
Thanks for the addition, @hidden-but!
Once again, I am not a lawyer, but here's my interpretation (again, anyone who is a lawyer please correct me if I'm wrong) of the above post (because I think it's deliberately misleading):
Basically, the process works the same as it always has. And yes, the following information is coming to you straight from a lawyer: We fully support Creators sharing their fanfiction and fanart on Tumblr. We encourage sharing creative work of all kinds on the platform.
Emphasis mine. This is worded very specifically; Tumblr is not supporting or encouraging you to sell your fanworks. They are not encouraging you to charge for your fanworks. Share =/= sell.
We encourage you to share your fanworks
means
we encourage and support posts and reblogs containing copyrighted works, but we're not telling you to SELL ANYTHING, so if you do, then the consequences are your problem.
Fanfiction and fanart are frequently considered fair use and we support our Creators’ fair use rights. Monetizing fan work does not necessarily mean that it isn’t fair use.
I think this is irresponsible wording bc it makes it seem like you have the right to charge for copyrighted works if you claim that your work falls under fair use - but how many of us actually know what fair use means? And if you don't know what it means, how can you use it as a defense by claiming your work falls under it? I'll be honest, I don't really know what all "fair use" entails but when I looked it up I found a pretty straightforward and thorough explanation that cleared things up for me.
From this article on fair use, published by Stanford Libraries:
In its most general sense, a fair use is any copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work. Such uses can be done without permission from the copyright owner. In other words, fair use is a defense against a claim of copyright infringement. If your use qualifies as a fair use, then it would not be considered an infringement.
So what is a “transformative” use? If this definition seems ambiguous or vague, be aware that millions of dollars in legal fees have been spent attempting to define what qualifies as a fair use. There are no hard-and-fast rules, only general guidelines and varied court decisions, because the judges and lawmakers who created the fair use exception did not want to limit its definition. Like free speech, they wanted it to have an expansive meaning that could be open to interpretation.
Most fair use analysis falls into two categories: (1) commentary and criticism, or (2) parody.
Emphasis mine.
Translation: You can share your fanworks (we're not telling you to sell them) and if you get in trouble, you can claim "fair use," and if that defense doesn't work because fair use isn't applicable, we will not protect you from whatever legal ramifications you face.
Whether a piece of fanfiction meets the requirements for fair use varies depending on the work. Intellectual property rights holders are in the best position to decide if they think a fanfiction or fan art violates their rights.
I'm just going to say Anne Rice and leave it at that.
Okay, I'll say more than that. Many authors, creators, etc won't hesitate to, at the very least send you a cease and desist and, at the worst, file a lawsuit against you. This is why it's so important that AO3 is non-profit and you can't link to or mention your ko-fi, patreon, etc - because many ip rights holders do not consider fanworks to be fair use and will go after authors (or artists, etc), so AO3's legal defense rests on "nobody is making money or profiting from this."
What Tumblr is doing is removing itself from any responsibility here by saying, okay, even if what you post isn't considered fair use, it's fine unless the person who owns that intellectual property decides to come after you, in which case, again, we are not going to protect you.
Tumblr went out of its way to say their statement on copyrights came directly from a lawyer. All this means to me is that Tumblr got their lawyer(s) to word their side in a way that protects them from any legal liability while still encouraging you to profit off of copyrighted works, and they're trying to make it seem like a lawyer has said this is fine, but that is very much not the case.
tl;dr: Copyright law and "fair use" are much more complicated than you might think, and the latter is probably not going to hold up as a defense if someone comes after you, and Tumblr still will not protect you. So again, by creating a post+ account and putting fanworks behind a paywall, you will be making yourself very vulnerable to legal action being taken against you and Tumblr will not do a thing to help you.
!!!!!!! If possible please reblog this version, re: tumblr's stance on fair use. I've already seen a few people saying tumblr said it's legal to monetize fanworks, so their post is definitely sending the wrong message to users.
Also please note that monetisation is one of the key factors that get considered when deciding whether or not something is fair use.
And note that they say “fanart and fanfic are frequently considered fair use”, not “monetised fanart and fanfic are frequently considered fair use”. Fan creations are frequently considered fair use because they are not monetised. Selling fanfiction has never, to my knowledge, been ruled as “fair use” in a court of law. And, I mean... try uploading Marvel fanart to Redbubble and see how long it takes before you get a takedown notice from Disney.
All is fair in love and war - James B. Barnes
Author: theweirdymcweirderson
Characters: Reader, James B. Barnes
Relationships: Bucky Barnes×Reader
Word count: 2462
Summary: Things heat up during a training session between Bucky and Reader.
Warnings: Pet names, explicit words, teasing, cursing, fighting/training, dirty talk (kinda), innuendos, that stupid metal arm (ugh), kissing, implied smut, seduction 101. That’s it I think, let me know if you find more.
Notes: You may wonder what this is, the answer to that is I don’t know :) But if you feel like leaving me some feedback, I’d really appreciate it. 💖
Ps: English is not my first language, I tried my best, but there might still be some mistakes/weird sentences. Sorry :)
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A strategy, that’s all it is. Nothing more than a strategy. A strategy that you’ve spent the last couple of weeks working on because, honestly, how long can anyone take this? Every other day, you find yourself lying on your back, sweaty and out of breath, panting up at the same man pinning your body to the sticky mattresses time and time again. That is, if you’re not pinned to something else.
It probably wouldn’t even be so bad if it wasn’t for the smug, self-satisfied grin always painted on his stupidly handsome face.
So yes, you came up with a plan. Granted it’s a stupid, ridiculous, totally not thought-through plan, but at least you are prepared. That’s what everyone keeps telling you anyway. You should always have a plan.
Hero complex - James B. Barnes
Author: theweirdymcweirderson
Characters: Reader, James B. Barnes
Relationships: Bucky Barnes×Reader
Word count: 926
Summary: While on the run Bucky and the Reader encounter a bit of trouble.
Warnings: Pet names, explicit words, teasing, cursing, blood, bullet wound, idiots in love (hehehe). That’s it I think, let me know if you find more.
Notes: You may wonder what this is, the answer to that is I don’t know :) But if you feel like leaving me some feedback, I'd really appreciate it. 💖
Ps: English is not my first language, I tried my best, but there might still be some mistakes/weird sentences. Sorry :)
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A groan tears through your raw throat as you’re giving yourself a mental pep-talk trying to prepare for what is coming and knowing, much to your dismay, that it’s not going to help at all.
“You know, hiding is kinda useless if you keep making noise.”
“Oh, sorry my fucking pain is such a fucking nuisance to you. It’s not like I have a damn hole in my arm from saving your fucking ass.”
“Never asked you to, doll.”
Bucky sends a saccharine smile your way, before he turns back around to make sure no one has found your hideout yet. If you weren’t smack in the middle of the enemy’s lair, you would give him a piece of your mind, but knowing how little it takes for your disputes to escalate, you swallow down your retort and focus on getting the bullet out.
to everyone else in school right now:
please use sparknotes. please use khan academy. please listen to school house rock songs and watch the history of the entire world i guess and tim and moby and bill nye. any documentary you watch in class can be found somewhere online with a quick google. get your books from project gutenberg and z-lib. download textbooks off the internet whenever you can find them. use desmos for a free online graphing calculator. if you’re learning something and you don’t get it look up the wikipedia page on it and put it into simple english to get the gist, then put it back into regular english to get the full story. cheat if you have to. school sucks so bad rn and if you’re like me and you get all your materials secondhand or from the lost and found, online resources are really useful rn; all of the above have helped me pass a class in some way, and i hope they can help you too.
stay inside and stay safe. best of luck to all the students out there.
has anyone else noticed that jensen ackles tends to favor one particular pose
i like to call it the ‘lean n’ spread’
this here is jensen ackles
i said i would and i did. so here it is: every time sam says “lore”
This has no business being as funny as it is.