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hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

I got on the counter 3 times

i miss the real gun emoji so much

Lizards when you drop crickets in the terrarium

would you take this pill

this is so funny. why is it like that? i didn't type that

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

oh you slammed your penis into the wrong car door my friend

i am always saying this but it’s so much unfair how less time you have when you’re crazy what if you get home from work everyday and can’t do anything because you’re crazy then you have 1 hour of normal and it’s time for bed

Me when the Book of Bobos finally drops