These Friends, They Don't Love You

Made this for myself but some may relate

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

creampie.

i’m spitting up blood

me

taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

“Do it scared” “do it alone” what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

sometimes i wonder if every part of my personality these days is a glowing beacon that shrieks to the world "this woman has a tumblr account!" and i start to get legitimately concerned about it except then i remember that all the people best equipped to recognize the signs in the wild are also on this website so. devil's sacrament, etc. the fact that the phrase "devil's sacrament" came so readily to my mind just then is probably a point in favor of an affirmative answer to that first question isn't it

the fact that we all understood what you meant by "devil's sacrament" without a second thought is proof of the second statement