girl help they are making me do my job at work

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

my cat stopping me from petting her

her swift maneuver, for context

@ all my mutuals turn on the boop feature right fucking now I need to fucking bap you

Tumblr rn

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

[Video of origami figures, dancing to a techno beat. They look like cranes, but with legs. There are 3 in a row, their wings taped together, and their feet taped to the desk. Clear tape on the the outside ones wings is being used to pull the group back and forth, making them dance]

i made percy and annabeth in the sims and percy just walked outside and got struck by lightning

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout